MADNESS: A LOKI FAN FICTION

❤ CHAPTER THIRTY: THE RUSSIAN GIRL ❤

FRIGGA'S POV

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT?!?!"

Someone yelled from behind me as I watched Sif get sucked away back to Asgard. I spun around,hand on my chest,and came face to face with a tall, beautiful girl. She was staring on at Sif's transportation,watching the vibrant rainbow colours from the sky consume her. The boy from earlier on stood behind her,looking equally traumatized.
When Sif was finally gone their eyes finally fell on me.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!" The girl yelled again,then she turned to the boy."WHAT..THE..ACTUAL..FUCK!!"

"I'm sorry,I don't understand what you're saying." I said to the girl.

She glanced at me then turned to the boy."You were actually telling the truth! They're fucking aliens! Oh shit!" She panicked. All of a sudden,her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fainted. I bent down and waved my hand over her face,but I got nothing.

She was completely out.

"Oh shit! Is she dead?" The boy squeaked. I looked up and shook my head.

"She just fainted. You saw it."

"How do I know its not some alien shit you did?" He scowled at me.

"Language!" I snapped,thoroughly irked by their foul language. "And I am not an alien! Do I look like an alien to you?"

"Well,you look human,but you're not exactly from this planet,are you?" He said,looking me up from head to toe."So yes,in my book,you qualify to be placed in the alien category!"

I rubbed my temples in frustration,only to have him jump back."What did I do now?" I groaned,folding my arms across my chest.

"You weren't going to kill me with your laser vision,were you? You know,like cyclops?" He asked,His whole body visibly trembling with fear.

"No I wasn't!" I huffed."I want nothing from you,you insolent mortal! Just tell me where I can find lady Megan."

He glared at me,though he still looked very much fearful."Why would I do that? How do I know you're not going to try and kill her like that crazy-but-still-super-hot Sif?"

"You will tell me because if not,I will kill her,kill you and the fainted girl,then burn you all in this house." I threatened,even though I didn't mean any of my words."Then I'll have your burned bodies for dinner." I added,smiling menacingly at him.

"She's at the park!" He screeched, tears suddenly running down his face.

I nodded to show my gratitude."Thank you for your cooperation." I said.

And that is when I saw that the boy had urinated on himself.

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As I walked through the park I figured that I should change myself to a much younger, and different,person. It would be strange for the lady Megan If an old lady such as myself whom she had never seen were to approach her out of nowhere and ask for a chat.

When no one was looking,I closed my eyes and transformed myself. I was now a tall,slender red-head dressed in an all-black outfit. Satisfied with how I looked,I continued my search for Megan.

It did not take me long to find her. I saw her walk toward me. She was as beautiful as I had envisioned her. As she got closer,I noticed how lonesome she looked. Her hands were buried deep in her pockets,her head hung low,and her forehead was creased with wrinkles,seemingly deep in thought. She did not even take notice of me as she walked right past me and continued her walk. I followed her.

"Megan." I called her. I noted that i had a bit of a Russian accent in my voice. She stopped for a brief moment,and her head shot up,but then she continued walking,dismissing me.