Lucas Coly Imagines

Things i will be forever shamed by

#1: when I was mad in 3rd grade, I was so mad that I didn't get a candy. I fell asleep on purpose to make my teacher mad, but in the end I woke up full if piss dripping on the floor, and all on my chair.

#2: in 3rd grade I was partners with the bad boy of the school, in reading class. I went to get my pencil under the desk and I farted. Big MISTAKE.

#3: in the 4th grade, I had a bad ass tummy ache and sneezed in class. If you're wondering, yes, I shit on me. So shameful.

#4: in 8th grade, I was playing volleyball and stooped low to bump it, and my pants ripped. My best friend laughed at me. Then 2 weeks later, the same thing happened to him. Karma is a bitch!

#5: This year, I was standing in the computer lab and I passed by my teacher and farted. So shameful.

#6: I'm a big person and this year I was jogging in p.e class, and this skinny black boy tripped me. I laughed because my best friend was laughing. But behind that laugh, I wanted to choke that nigga😡.

#7: I was play fighting with my friend, Omari, and *sighs and puts head in hands* my shirt rose up. And I probably have stretch marks.

Well, that's all the things I will be forever shamed by. You're lucky I live you wattpaders.😘
Please don't laugh at me😂