This isn't just Klance this is just Voltron crew in general.
Pidge: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Keith: What did I do?
Pidge: MY UTERUS IS WORTH $3.2 BILLION DOLLARS
Keith: Okay...?
Pidge: SO WHENEVER I HAVE MY PERIOD I'M LOSING $8,000 DOLLARS I'M SO PISSED OFF
Keith: You cracked the secret of periods
Pidge: Was that a fucking egg pun
Allura: ALRIGHT YOU WEAK LITTLE BITCHES (except you Pidge. You're awesome) LET'S GET TO WORK ON THE STUFF WE NEED TO LEARN
Shiro: Whoa, are you okay?
Keith: Yeah, what's wrong
Allura: NOTHING AT ALL oh have I ever told you how attractive Lance is?
Keith: exCUSE ME
Hunk: Lance did you take Allura's phone?
Allura: I have know idea what your taLking about
Pidge: It's Lance
Allura: How could you tell?
Pidge: Allura would never spell 'know' and 'your' in that kind of sentence
Allura: Dammit
Keith: Did you call yourself attractive, Lance?
Allura: Yes, and I'm damn proud of my body thank you very much
Keith: I never denied
Hunk: whoa okay you guys save it for the bedroom
Pidge: So how's Klance going?
Keith: Stop calling us Klance! We have real names!
Pidge: So how's Klance going?
Lance: OH LORD ABOVE EATING PIZZA, IT'S GOING FANTASTIC
Lance: Heyy babe
Keith: Don't call me babe
Lance: Why?
Keith: I don't like it
Lance: Wow tell me how you really feel
Keith: I just did
Lance: -_-
Lance: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Pidge: Why?
Lance: To get to the idiot's house
Lance: Knock knock
Pidge: Who's there?
Lance: The chicken
Pidge: Listen up you mother fucker
Lance: Who is this Keith changed all my contacts to bitch
Bitch: This is Nyma
Lance: Oh, he didn't change this one
Keith: Ugh I just dropped space goo into my lion because Lance distracted me. Sometimes I think I'm such an idiot
Pidge: Oh, I do that all the time
Keith: Drop space goo in your lion because Lance distracted you?
Pidge: No, think you're an idiot
Pidge: I've always wondered how tall people like you sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly big enough to go up to your shoulders and your toes
Lance: IT'S 4 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING
Pidge: Can't sleep, huh?
Pidge: Is it the blanket?
Lance: fuck off
Pidge: Tell Keith I said hi
Lance: He says hi back now go to bed
Lance: wait
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
