Klance oneshots

Texts 5

You can pry genderfluid Keith out of my dead cold hands do you hear me

Warnings: implied mentions of rape (i'm so sorry)

Pidge: How are my favourite gays doing?

Lance: You know damn well I'm pan. 

Keith: You're a pan...?

Lance: No, pansexual, you precious walnut

Pidge: Domestic. 

Keith: Shiro, there's something I want to tell you.

Shiro: Sure, what's up?

Keith: Well, it's personal and I haven't told anyone yet...

Shiro: Not even Lance?

Keith: I think I'd rather tell my brother first.

Shiro: Wait... you see me as a brother?

Keith: Yeah, I thought it was pretty obvious.

Shiro: I feel honoured! 

Keith: Of course, you're my little brother because you're six.

Shiro: Et tu, Keith?

Shiro: Anyway, you wanted to tell me something?

Keith: Yeah, so...

Keith: Um

Keith: Maybe this was a bad idea...

Shiro: Nope, it's too late. You have to tell me. 

Keith: As payback for calling you my little brother?

Shiro: Yes

Keith: Fine!

Keith: Okay, so... I'm kinda genderfluid

Shiro: Oh, I know that. What were you going to tell me?

Keith: Um??? That was what I was going to tell you???

Shiro: What? Bro, it's pretty obvious.

Shiro: *sibling-who-I-will-not-give-a-gender-specific-pronoun-because-I-am-better-then-that

Keith: whAT

Keith: How obvious was it!? I only figured it out three days ago!

Shiro: Oh

Keith: OH? THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOING TO SAY!? JESUS CHRIST DO I NOT KNOW HOW TO KEEP A SECRET??? A SECRET I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS KEEPING???

Shiro: I have nothing to say

Keith: The fuck you don't

Lotor: Lance, darling! How are you?

Lotor: Come on, Lance! Don't ignore me!

Lotor: I thought we bonded!

Lance: okay nO ONLY KEITH GETS TO SAY THAT

Lotor: I'm only checking up on you! I don't want my favourite paladin to feel unwanted ;)

Lance: LISTEN UP YOU PURPLE FURRY YOU PROBS SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU TORTURED AND DID THAT OTHER THING I DO NOT WANT TO SPEAK OF BECAUSE I AM TRAUMATIZED