Before anything, I want to thank everyone who was so understanding. That break did me good! I even made a new friend, so who knew?
And I changed my username. Not by much.
Allura: You know what? Fuck you, child! Screw you, screw your sleep!
Coran: Why am I being treated as a background character? This is bull shit.
Shiro: I'M A FATHER! DREAMS DO COME TRUE!
Keith: I wanted to turn around and threaten to rip his arms off and shove them so far down his throat that he'll give himself a fucking hand job. I restrained myself with great difficulty.
Pidge: Hm? Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was busy thinking about Satanism.
Lance: Would I be a furry if I said I was in love with Minty pie?
Hunk: Child! I am trying to educate you on the art of buttering bread!
Bonus!!!
Lotor: Shut up. I'm beautiful.
Shiro: Do ever just want to scream in the dark abyss of nothingness for all eternity? I'm doing just dandy.
Zarkon: I have gosh darn didily ding dang dong done messed up.
Haggar: Faint at the sight of blood!? What do you think I do once a month!?
Keith: So, anyway, if you need help hiding a body or need to tie a noose, ring me up buddy.
Lance: Notice me I'm lonely
Hunk: If you tried cooking, you'd probably burn the house down making soup. Hey, remember that time you broke the food processor making banana ice cream?
Coran: Why are those bananas making banana cookies? *stage whispers* cannibananalism.
Pidge: The early worm might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
