Shiro: Look, Hunk! It's a doggy!
Hunk: *squeals* DA DA DA DA
Shiro: No, 'doggy'
Hunk: *whispers* dada.
****
Lance: *falls on his back*
Shiro: LANCE!
Lance: *spacing out*
Shiro: Are... Are you okay?
Lance: *weakly tries to grab a can of anchovies just out of his reach*
Shiro: *hesitantly slides him the can*
Lance: *holds the anchovies and just keeps laying there, motionless, dead in the eyes*
****
Shiro: Pidge! A cat!
Pidge: *screams with joy and chases the cat*
Pidge: dadadADADADADADADADA
****
Keith: *looking out the car window*
*very loud motorcycle passes*
Keith: *doesn't even blink*
Shiro: *sneezes*
Keith: *jumps back, startled*
Keith: *screams*
****
Allura: *accidentally cracks a single finger*
Allura: *cries*
Allura: *accidentally cracks her whole back*
Allura: *laughing her little heart out*
****
Shiro: Wait, Lance, what are you-
Lance: *holds up an can of anchovies like a war prize and screams*
****
Lance: Can I get kisses?
Keith: *is about to kiss*
Keith: *quickly and lightly slaps Lance across the face*
Keith: *laughs*
****
Lance: Hey, can I chill with you?
Keith: *running to Shiro* MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOM
****
Lance: *crying*
Pidge: Don't cry, crAFT!
Lance: *stops crying*
Pidge: what the fU-
****
Lance: Aw, isn't Keith the cutest?
Hunk: Yes! So adorable and sweet and-
Keith: *demon noises*
Lance: The devil, apparently.
****
Allura: *boops Lance's nose several times*
****
Lance: *holds out his hand, palm facing up* high five?
Keith: *aggressively blinks*
Keith: *brushes the tips of his fingers across Lance's hand*
Lance: You know, in some gorilla tribes, that's a sign of trust.
Shiro: *laughing*
****
Shiro: Lance.
Lance: *not making eye contact*
Shiro: Lance.
Lance: *looks to the left, away from Shiro*
Shiro: Lance, Lance, Lance, Lance, Lance.
Lance: *looking literally everywhere except where Shiro is*
****
Lance: *walks to Allura and gives her a can of anchovies*
Allura: *genuinely touched*
****
Lance: *bad pun*
Keith: *throws a rubber duck at Lance's face*
And that's all! Ugh, I love my crazy niece. Also, any part that says 'running' or 'walking', my niece was actually crawling. Also, I don't know why she loves anchovies, but hey? Who am I to question her interests? I'm obviously the greatest and ever.
Also, uh, does anybody have any requests? I'm running out of ideas and if I decided to write it, I'll credit you!
Stay awesome my fabulous t-rexs!
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
