Hnnngh okay here we go again why is my mind like this I hate myself
Shiro: Indeedilydo
Pidge: So hey howdy doodle how do you like your noodles
Lance: WHY AM I WRITING LIKE I'M WASTED
Keith: NO YOU LEFT ME WAIT COME BACK, JACK! JACK I LOVE YOU! I WON'T LET GO!
Hunk: You are not a corndog
Allura: CAN YOU DO THE TALKS
Coran: Hey, can you eat gum?
Bonus!!!
Lotor: Is this a drug deal or what
Zarkon: So, we should totally sneak something in. *Gasp* what about dried fruit?
Pidge: HE'S SPACE DAD AND HE LOST AN ARM HE'S TOO YOUNG FOR THIS SHIT
Lance: I'm fangirling with you because friendship
Keith: Do you think Shrek and Donkey ever had a thing for each other
Pidge: Thomas Jefferson was definitely a kinky guy
Shiro: Well, we're not dead and that must count for something
Coran: What even is this illness? It's like the one sickness in movies that spreads until people die one by one
Allura: They are singing this to a mouse
Lance: GET READY FOR A FLOOD OF PUNS
Pidge: Same, jimmy
YOU ARE READING
Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
