Hey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay.
Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
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So, my mom bought me a red lion mask and Keith's sword because there was a sale... Dear Lord
Keith: help
Pidge: What do you want bitch
Keith: I wanted to say 'screw you' to lance right
Pidge: right
Keith: but I accidentally said 'screw me' and now I want to die
Pidge: what's the big deal? It's not like you've never screwed each other before, right?
Keith: um
Pidge: Wait actually??? You're a virgin??? Really???
Keith: Yeah
Pidge: Wow that really threw me the fuck off. I was positive you two were having sex
Keith: No, we're not!
Pidge: Wow
Coran: Hey-o.
Lance: Hey
Coran: You doing okay?
Lance: Yes, I'm fine. Why?
Coran: As the space uncle, I have to make sure all my earth niece and nephews are well taken care of, and you still seem a bit off. So, I just wanted to check up on you.
Lance: Thank you, Coran. That means a lot to me.
Coran: Anything for my favourite earth nephew (don't tell the others that you're my favourite)
Lance: And now, a story written by the first recommended words, brought to you by autocorrect™
Lance: I would like to thank my arms around you and I for forever this way you can stay home in a big sweater and chill for a week or so I thought I'd ask you to be cool if I can come over to see the way he cuddles up to Lance whenever he's had a bad day,I have a good day of asks and dares due to the hospital
Keith: What the fuck, Lance? do you write fanfiction or something
Lance: No, but Pidge steals my phone all the time so I wouldn't be surprised if she did
Hunk: I don't care what you say. I'm sticking a cheesecake in my eye and that's that.
