Shiro: No.
Keith: *yells and runs up to Pidge, slamming her book shut*
****
Hunk: *pointing to Anna* Anna.
Lance: Yeah, who's this? *points to Elsa*
Hunk: Anna.
Lance: No... that's Elsa.
Hunk: Anna. Anna Anna Anna Anna.
****
Shiro: No.
Lance: *starts to cry and falls to the ground, crying*
****
Lance and Shiro: *loudly and badly singing greatest showman*
Keith: *glares at them and growls*
****
Lance: *listing to music from his phone in the car*
Hunk: *signing 'help'*
Lance: What do you need help with?
Hunk: *keeps signing 'help', clearly frustrated that Lance isn't understanding what he's trying to say*
Hunk: *points to phone* ANNA.
Lance: ...no...
Hunk: *squealing* ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA.
Lance: *hesitantly puts on the song first time in forever*
Hunk: *gasps*
~later~
Lance: IT'S TOO SOON.
****
Pidge and Allura: *hanging out in Allura's room*
Pidge: *being oddly quiet and acting weird*
Pidge: *walks over to Allura's lipgloss and opens it up, smearing it all over her face*
Allura: PIDGE, NO!
Allura: *takes the lipgloss and puts the cap back on*
Pidge:
Allura:
Pidge: *opens the lipgloss again*
****
Keith, Allura, and Shiro: *shopping*
Keith: *sees the coolest chair and carries it with him the whole time*
Allura: Okay, we gotta check out now *takes the chair from Keith*
Keith: *starts screaming*
Allura: Oh my god what's wrong???
Keith: *continues screaming*
Shiro: *doesn't know what's happening and this has never happened before so he starts laughing*
Keith: *takes chair from Allura and runs as fast as he can towards the doors*
Shiro: *chases him and brings the chair back to the cashier, along with a screaming Keith*
Shiro: * after all, is paid for, he hands the chair back to Keith*
Keith: *ran, pushing it out the door, all the way to the car*
Keith: *smiles widely*
Shiro: *takes the chair and puts it in the trunk*
Keith:
Keith:
Keith: *S C R E A M S*
****
Lance: *drops his toy*
Lance: shit.
Shiro: WHO TAUGHT THE CHILD TO FUCKING SWEAR!?
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
