Lance: Aw, I love you so much.
Keith: *grabs Lance's cheeks and goes in for a kiss*
Keith: *screams in his face*
Lance: *struggling to back away*
Keith: *holds his face tighter and continues screaming*
****
Allura: Lance! Here, open this up!
Allura: *hands Lance a small bag*
Lance: *pulls out a can of anchovies*
Lance: *squealing of happiness*
****
Shiro: Hey, Pidge.
Pidge: *yells and rips if Shiro's arm hair*
Shiro: whaT THE FU-
Pidge: *tries to feed Shiro said arm hair*
****
Keith: Wha dat?
Matt: A tree.
Keith: *nods*
Keith: points to the same tree* wha dat.
Matt: ...a tree.
~three weeks later~
Keith: Wha dat?
Matt: CHILD! IT HAS NOT CHANGED SINCE THE FIRST THOUSANDS OF TIMES YOU HAVE ASKED ME!
****
Keith: Wha dat?
Shiro: That's a wishing well. You throw all your dreams in there.
Keith: *thinks*
Keith: *throws one if his small knives in*
Shiro:
Shiro: Oh.
****
Pidge and Hunk: *watching a movie*
Pidge: *turns to Hunk seriously*
Pidge: *points to the tv*
Pidge: *very clearly* What is that?
Hunk: *shook* um... an octopus.
****
Keith: *hugs Shiro*
Keith: *smirks at Lance*
Lance: *offended bi noises*
****
Pidge: *stands up and walks*
Everyone else: *endless screaming*
****
Lance: *glares at Kuron*
Allura: What are you-
Lance: *angrily screams and throws a can of anchovies at Kuron*
****
Pidge: *playing with the space fluffs and laughing and having a good time*
Pidge: *suddenly starts crying*
Shiro: *confused space dad noises*
****
Hunk: *clanging pots together*
Lance: I AIN'T GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF YAAA'LLL YA'LL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CUZA MEEE
Hunk: *slowly stops and glares at him*
****
Keith: Do you think it still works?
Lance: I have no idea. Okay, let's try this.
Lance: *looks over at Matt, who's on the ground playing with cards*
Lance: *casually and quietly* Cuthulu.
Matt: *stops and slowly turns his head around, widely smiling*
Keith: The fuck???
Hey! Okay, I know this isn't the TS crossover, but I promise I'm still working on that. I'm very excited about where it's going and I hope it's actually as good as I make it out to be. I was, however, extremely bored and so here: More treasure from my niece.
Oh, and I've been planning on writing a sequel to Punk!Lance and Pastel!Keith and I've been thinking for months and months about what the plot could be but my mind is totally pulling a blank here, so if any of you guys have an idea for what I could do please comment because I really want to start writing that. I also have a shit ton of stories I need to finish that are in my drafts, so...
Stay awesome my fabulous t-rexs!
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Klance oneshots
FanficHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
