Keith: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKER SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL
Lotor: Oh?
Keith: GET READY FOR A BAD TIME BITCH
Lotor: Well, I was going to offer a trade, but know I'm not so sure...
Keith: A trade for what?
Lotor: I'll give you back you precious boyfriend if...
Keith: If?
Lotor: You give me Shiro
Keith: I'll go ask
Lotor: Okay, darling ;)
Keith: Sorry, the others say 'no'
Pidge: Man, I'm worried about Keith.
Hunk: Yeah, me too. I mean, he was totally ready to trade Shiro for Lance.
Pidge: No, I meant he keeps eating my ice-cream.
Hunk: ...
Pidge: He can't even eat the stuff! I've only got so much ice-cream I can spare!
Hunk: You're the only other person who's worried about Keith.
Shiro: I know! He was about to trade me for Lance!
Shiro: Also, he keeps eating Pidge's ice-cream and she's freaking out.
Coran: Princess! We need your help right now!
Allura: What's wrong are the galras attacking?
Coran: Yeah, that's why I'm sending you a text
Allura: Oh, quiznack!
Coran: Pidge and Keith are in a fight!
Allura: What? Whatever about?
Coran: *attached is a video*
Pidge: KEITH I'LL KILL YOU THAT WAS THE LAST OF THE ICE-CREAM
Keith: I NEEDED THE ICE-CREAM MORE MY BOYFRIEND LITERALLY GOT KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS
Pidge: FIGHT ME BITCH
Allura: Oh dear
Lotor: So, Keithy~
Keith: WHAT
Lotor: So far, you little lover has been resisting all of my charms.
Keith: Good.
Lotor: It won't last long, though. Soon, he'll see reason to be with me if only for one night ;)
Keith: You're disgusting
Pidge: Why is Keith screaming
Hunk: Beats me
SWIGGIDY SWI HI HI HI
Anyway, sorry this is so short and I haven't been updating. I'm gonna try to write this weekend, but don't expect anything. I'm not going to pull a Dan and say it'll be up by the weekend and then it's actually up in a month
Stay awesome fabulous t-rexs! *throws glitter*
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
