KittenLoverHTH says: Question: Lance, how much sugar would you have to take before you go nuts? Keith would you ever allow Lance to have that much sugar?
Lance: I don't actually know... LET'S FIND OUT
Keith: Lance nO
@smolbeanyama says: Keith, tease Lance for the rest of the game!
Pidge: *snorts* Keith can't tease to save his life.
Keith: It's true.
Hunk: Keith, say the first thing that comes to mind!
Keith: Chicken.
Hunk: Seductively whisper that in Lance's ear.
Coran: what
Keith: *whispers awkwardly in Lance's ear* chicken
Lance: *laughs* oh my quiznack! You really can't tease!
Keith: you didn't say that last night
Everyone: ...
@Katelyn5445 says: What do you two love most about each other?
Keith: I love how his smile can light up the darkest of times for anyone.
Lance: I love how he gets easily flustered and tries denying it while stuttering.
Keith: *blushes* I d-do not!I
Lance: See?
@If_Satan_Was_Gay says: I dare Pidge to replace Lance's skin care products with toothpaste.
Pidge: *smiles darkly* you. I like you.
~later~
Pidge: *humming*
Lance: Oh, PiiiiIIIIIIIIIDGE
Pidge: *running from Lance screaming bloody murder* worth it
Robin_And_Snow says: Lance. Prank. Everyone (a
sorry m8 I'm only doing a few. They were all fantastic, though!) Keith's prank: paint his lion pink, along with his armour and bayard. A girl's prank: Get Pidge to help reprogram Shiro's arm to make him dab at the worst times
Lance: Aww, Keith'll love the pink!
~later~
Lance: *humming*
Keith: Lance?
Lance: *turns head to see Keith in pink armour with sword sheathed* I'm
Keith: Because I love you, I'm giving you a ten second head start
Lance: *yelps*
Shiro: *walks in* wha...?
Shiro: *dabs*
Shiro: whAT
Lance: *running away from Shiro and Keith screaming bloody murder* FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Keith: *stops screaming* Lance, we'll do that later! You don't need to tell the whole world!
Lance: Fuck you, Keith!
Keith: Later, Lance!
Shiro: *dabs*
Pidge: Hey-o nerd. Yes, you. The one reading this right now. you have successfully finished reading Day #1 of Klance asks and dares! If you want to see more random content including moi and Klance (oh yeah. Also everyone else), leave a comment with any questions or dares! No promise will do them all so calm the fuck down, nerd.
Allura: Pidge...? who are you talking to?
Pidge: The lovely nerd of the internet
Allura: oh... Hello, Nerd!
Pidge: Allura, their name isn't 'Nerd'
Allura: But... you said-
Pidge: That's not how it works
Allura: earthlings are confusing
Pidge: COMMENT
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
