Klance oneshots

superhero x villain AU

I  bet ya'll know where this is going let's fucking DO this.

someone's POV idk man could be yours if you want

I scream as I throw my phone across the room. He did it again! He got away! How the blue trickster does it, I don't know.  Every time the red lion catches him, he just dissolves into thin air. It's like he's not even there.

He's so fucking sexy.

Like, I'm not even sure if it's because I like him or because I LIKE him, but nobody can deny that it's impressive.

All my friends (fictional or not) think it's weird I'm obsessed with the guy, but I can't help it. Besides, he's just nice to look at. He always has this mischievous smile and blue masquerade ball mask. I don't know why he decided to make it all feathery and sparkly, irony maybe? Whatever the case, he pulls it off. Instead of typical 'bad guy' clothes, he just wears loose shorts and a t-shirt. He carries around a sceptre that turns into a sword. Don't underestimate him, though. Despite his appearance, he's very daunting. He's been compared to Loki and some people even think that he is Loki. I steer clear of those people.

He can manipulate someone's mind just as easily as snapping. It affects everyone. More than once have I felt like I needed to hand over money.

The good thing about him is that he's never tried to kill someone. Sure, he'll force people to maybe, I don't know, break a leg or shoot themselves in the arm, but he's never killed, anyone. I admire him for that. The only person his powers don't effect is the red lion. The hero.

The red lion looks just as you'd expect a hero to look. Completely red spandex suit and a mask that covers the top half of his face, but leaves his black mullet (wtf why a mullet) to be seen. He has super strength, but there's a rumour from universal news that if you fight him long enough, he'll eventually tire out.

I don't know, they're both equally great...

But I know deep down, one day the final battle will come along.

I fear I may be the only one mourning the blue trickster's loss.

Lance's POV

I walk into the bank and laugh. I slam my gold sceptre on the ground, causing some lightning bolts to shoot out. Everyone turns their heads. My eyes start glowing. I feel everyone's will melting away and little bits of it enter my sceptre. That's where all my powers come from. The will of others.

I smirk.

"Who's ready to make the blue trickster rich?" I call out. Everyone raises their hands and starts shuffling away. I make one of them bring me a spinning chair because I have to entertain myself some way. When the person, woman I suppose, comes out, I avoid looking into her eyes. The thing about manipulating someone's will, while I'm controlling it their soul is gone. Their eyes turn pure white. Why? Well, eyes are the window to the soul, are they not?

Anyway, the effect isn't permanent. As soon as I release them, they're fine. Dazed, but fine. Just as the last person brings out the last bag, I hear someone clear their throat. I groan.

"Just ONE time I'd like a successful heist!" I complain aloud as I turn around to see the red lion. God, I hate this guy. I can't even take over his mind. It's not that he's soulless, it's that his will is too strong. One day, though. With enough power, I will be able to take this guy down.

Then it's bye-bye red lion.

He's the only person I've ever wanted to kill and when I get the chance, I'm taking it.