Yes, I made that edit. Your welcome.
baby_aint_got_back asks: Keith, how do you feel about Lance being pregnant?
Keith: Whoa, you're pregnant? am I going to be a dad?
Lance: *face completely red* Keith... The others don't know that were together...
Pidge: They do now.
Kuron: Congratulations, you two!
Hunk: Yeah, it was bound to happen.
Allura: I knew for a long time.
Coran: Yes, me as well.
Lotor: Me too.
Acxa: Me three, whats-your-faces.
Ezor: Oh, I knew too.
Zethrid: About time you admitted! Now, all we need is Acxa and Ezor to come out!
Acxa and Ezor: *jump back* whAT
Narti: *signing* I knew for a long time now.
Lance: Wow, we're not good with secrets, are we?
Keith: I guess not. Now, back to the matter of your pregnancy...
Lance: Keith... I'm a boy. I can't get pregnant.
Keith: Oh. Right.
shadowstar51115 Says: Keith, dye your hair red, Pidge, use the speakers to play the team's least favorite songs as loud as you can.
Keith: *sighs* if I have too... *walks away*
Pidge: *giggling* I like the way you think...
Pidge: *plays the songs 'making my way downtown', 'whistle', 'Barbie girl', and 'Titanium '*
Keith: *covering his ears and walks into room to see everyone on the ground crying*
Keith: *flips next to Lance and starts crying as well*
Lance: Keith!? You dyed your hair! I like it! You know what I don't like???
Lance: *glares at Pidge* Her.
Pidge: *shrugs*
hexyah says: I dare Lotor to shave his head and for Keith to get a pixie cut.
Keith: What? No! I refuse!
Lotor: Wimp. I'm not going to shave my hair, but I will cut it. I never liked it, anyway.
Axca: WAIT NO LOTOR STOP
Lotor: *in locked bathroom* DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Lotor: *emerges from the bathroom*
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SmolWeeabitch says: to Lotor and Lance- What do you think of Lancelot?
Lotor: um... No.
Lance: *puts on sunglasses* fuck this shit I'm out.
Lance: Don't mind me, imma grab my stuff and leave scuse me please *picks up Keith*
Lance: I don't know what the fuck just happened.
Lance: But I don't really care, imma get the fuck up out of here.
Lance: *runs out of room*
Lance: *screaming* FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT.
magnus-the-magnus asks: to everyone- What are your sexualities?
Lance: I'm Bi as fuck and proud as fuck.
Keith: I'm just really gay.
Hunk: I'm straight but love all of my friends who are LGBTQA+!
Pidge: I'm asexual and will fight you.
Kuron: I'm pansexual.
Allura: I am bi.
Coran: I'm gay.
Lotor: I'm gayer than Keith.
Keith: Is that a challenge?
Ezor: I'm pansexual, everyone is just so adorable!
Acxa: I'm bi.
Nart: *signing* I'm straight.
Zethrid: HA! Who has time to date anymore!? I don't need a man or woman!
Lotor: So... you're asexual?
Zethrid: Hell, yeah!
Pidge: In asexual's defense, not all of us hate the idea of being in a relationship. We just don't feel sexual attraction.
Lotor: Please comment some more asks and dares, and go crazy.
Damien (Moi): Hey! I know, this chapter was a little bit later getting published than usual. Sorry.
Damien: But, hey. The whole week is going to be off whack. I could publish in the morning, middle of the day, night, literally any time.
Damien: Also, I'm not sure every chapter will have pictures, my tablet has been acting up.
Damien: So, sorry.
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
