So, I found a notebook full of questions and dares from my Klance asks and dares week, and I noticed I didn't actually do all the ones I wrote down, so I've decided to have the gang answer questions they didn't get to that week! (Also look at my beautiful feminist icon)
Feel free to react to the trailer on this comment that I have made right here.
xitlalicsal says: Everyone hug tackle space dad
Shiro: *questioning his life*
Shiro: *hears a rumbling sound*
Shiro: *looks towards the door to see everyone running towards him*
Shiro: *yells and runs away*
Pidge: HE'S GETTING AWAY!
Hunk: ALRIGHT! EVERYONE JUMP!!
Everyone: *tackles space dad™* FEEL THE LOVE
Shiro: *wheezing* guys I can't breathe and I'm pretty sure something broke.
@Tomato-Boss says: I dare Keith and Lance to play the pocky game or twister.
Keith: We actually play the pocky game all the time, so twister?
Lance: I've never played before, so let's give it a go!
~later~
Coran: Left hand, red!
Lance: *puts his hand on Keith's back* did I win
Faded_Kai says: I dare Pidge and Hunk to dress up like secret agents and pretend (or not) to arrest Lance like a fashion police.
Hunk and Pidge: *giggling while putting on their outfits*
Hunk: Got the music?
Pidge: You know it.
Pidge: *badly hums the mission impossible theme*
Hunk and Pidge: *sneaking around*
Hunk: *whispers* I see him.
Pidge: GO GO GO!
Hunk and Pidge: *tackles Lance* HALT!
Hunk: You are under arrest!
Pidge: Damn... Red hair and that outfit? What were you thinking?
Lance: I was THINKING THAT THIS WAS THE ONLY GOD DAMNED OUTFIT I OWN RIGHT NOW AND KEITH DYED MY HAIR.
Miriam_Tinselhead says: What would happen if Keith and Lance went on a date, but space dad chaperone?
Lance and Keith: *Holding hands on a random planet and snuggling with each other*
Lance: This is really nice.
Keith: Yeah, it is.
Lance: Did Shiro have to come, though?
Keith: Yea, he's my support system.
Shiro: You're doing great, Keith.
AshleyxRomance says: Lance, I dare you to convince Keith to have sex with you in front of everybody.
Lance: Hoo boy. Okay.
~at Lunch~
Lance: Hey, Keith?
Keith: Hm?
Lance: Wanna have sex with me after lunch?
Everyone excluding Keith and Lance: *choking on food*
Keith: *Shrugs* Yeah, okay. But I top this time.
Lance: What? No! You topped last time!
Pidge: *covering Shiro's ears* pLeASe THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT.
Demonoiddiamond says: Keith, what would you do if you caught Lance sleeping but, plot twist, he has cat ears on?
Keith: I'd probably explode from the cuteness.
Lance: *Ace Ventura impression* RE-HE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLY???
Lance: *wips out a pair of cat ear headbands*
Lance: *places one on his head and one on Keith's*
Lance: Now we're cat boyfriends!
@KaiWantsToBeLoved says: I dare Pidge to marry me.
Pidge: Whoa there, pumpkin pie! I've gotten so many requests for people to marry me. And I don't know why.
Pidge: So, obviously, the only real answer here is to marry you all.
Pidge: Congratulations, you all have yourselves a wife. And to all those closeted gays out there, if someone asks you who your crush is, but you don't want to tell them it's actually a boy, feel free to say that I'm your wife. You're welcome.
RoseLyrics says: To everyone- if you had to cover someone in peanut butter or jelly and then lick it off, who would it be?
Keith: Lance.
Lance: Keith.
Allura: What? That is absolutely disgusting! I refuse to answer!
Coran: Me too!
Hunk: Yeah, me too.
Shiro: I think it's safe to save to say that none of us wants to-
Pidge: Hunk.
Hunk: whAT.
Yep! Those were all the questions and dares I wrote down to answer, but never did!
Stay awesome fabulous t-rexs!
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