There were only a few things that annoyed Keith.
1.) Douchebags.
2.) Fidget spinners and minions.
3.) Lance, Keith's boyfriend, following Keith all day playing the ukulele and narrating whatever Keith's doing at that moment in a song.
That last one happens more often than not.
"Ooooh, Keith! He's so weird! Walking down the street! Keith!" Lance sang while playing his ukulele.
"Why do you do this to me?" Keith asked.
"WHOA-OA-OHHH HE SAID TO HIMSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET! BY HIMSELF! BECAUSE HE'S LONELY! AND HE'S GOT NOBODY TO CALL HIS OWN! OHHHHHHH! KEITH WALKING DOWN THE STREET!" Lance continued.
"None of what you're saying even rhymes, doofus," Keith mumbled.
"Keeeith, oh, sweet, sweet, Keith! You're sweeter than a lemon, which is not very sweet at all! So, you're not sweeeeeee-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" Lance screamed.
"Let me die," Keith said.
"Nah." Lance sang.
"Why are you like this? Why can't you just let me live my life? Like a normal human!" Keith demanded.
"Oh, hun. Ohhhhhhhh, hun. Have you met me? When will I ever leave you alone? That is but a dream." Lance sang.
"A wonderful dream," Keith mumbled. Lance walked faster so he was walking next to Keith. Keith started to speed up, and Lance did too. Keith started running and Lance easily caught up with him. Keith ran into the park and kept running until he tripped and fell over. Lance was caught by surprise and also tripped, landing on top of Keith.
"Well, I guess we know who tops in our relationship," Lance said. Keith pushed him off and they laid side by side panting and laughing.
"Well, I got you to stop singing," Keith said. Lance shrugged.
"Whatever. At least I got to annoy you some more." Lance admitted.
"I hate you," Keith mumbled. Lance laughed and held Keith's hand.
"No, you don't," Lance said.
"I wish I did." Lance rolled his eyes and kissed Keith's cheek.
"No, you don't,"
"Fuck you."
Yes, Lance did annoy Keith often. But he had this aura that Keith couldn't break. No matter how much Lance annoyed him, Keith always found himself liking his boyfriend more and more.
How annoying.
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
