Skellituna says:to Hunk- what's your favourite food?
Lance: Hunk...? Buddy are you okay?
Hunk: *on the floor sobbing* I CAN'T JUST CHOOSE ONE THING, LANCE. THEY'RE ALL IMPORTANT!
Pidge: Congratu-fucking-lations Skellituna. You made Hunk cry.
Keith: Pidge! Don't be fucking rude! They didn't mean it.
Pidge: *stares at Keith* or so you think
Lance: JFC
AhomestuckFan413 says: SPACE DAD WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ON SPACE MUM
Shiro: *sighs* Well, he can be pretty harsh sometimes.
(From the other room)
Lance: Pidge eat your FUCKING veggies!
Pidge: Lance, no, I'm fine!
Lance: The hell you are! As the green paladin I thought you'd like your greens!
Pidge: Fuck you!
Lance: Eat your veggies or you're FUCKING GROUNDED
Shiro: He does get things done, though.
firefoxhatelove says: I DARE KEITH TO DYE LANCE HAIR... RED... WHEN LANCE IS ASLEEP
Keith: This will teach him to not ducking paint my armour and lion pink.
~the following morning~
Lance: *looks in mirror* wha...?
Keith: *Snickers*
Lance: *runs to Keith with flaming red hair* Keith! Did you do this!?
Keith: Well, I-
Lance: I love it!
Keith: ...
Keith: what.
Lance: *winks* Red suits me, doesn't it?
Keith: *blushes furiously* W-well... Yes...
Pidge: *Suddenly appears* I agree.
Save_Them says: Pidge, gather everyone to burst in on Keith and Lance making out yelling 'surprise!' And have them awkwardly blow out candles on a cake.
Keith and Lance: *making out and it's getting kind of heated guys like pants could be flying off any minute*
Pidge: *kicks down the door*
Pidge plus rest of the crew: SURPRISE!!!!!
Keith: *yelps*
Lance: Guys, what the fuck.
Pidge: Blow out the candles on this cake!
Keith: Why?
Pidge: Because Save_Them fucking asked you to. Don't be rude.
Keith and Lance: *awkwardly blow out candles*
Lance: can we please get back to making out now?
Hunk: Yep. Sorry to burst in on you two like that.
Who do and Pidge: Use protection.
katarinahowlter says: To Klance- how the heck do you plan the perfect date for one of your friends?
Lance: *cracks knuckles* I'M glad you asked.
Keith: Oh, no.
Lance: Let's take Pidge here.
Pidge: What.
Lance: Say she wants to do something nice for her girlfriend.
Pidge: I have a girlfriend?
Lance: She could take her to a dinner, OR...
Keith: Is this necessary?
Lance: What she can do instead is take her to a nice picnic in the park! Eating sandwiches and talking about random things that aren't all that important.
Pidge: I'm confused. What's happening right now?I
Lance: Anyway, when they're done with the picnic, they'll go on a walk around the park! Guaranteed to work! Every time!
Pidge: That actually sounds nice. Now I kinda want a girl or boyfriend.
Keith: That's my boyfriend with red hair!
Hunk: Hello, lovely! Thank you for reading Day two of Klance asks and dares! (Also, Skellituna, I know you didn't mean to make me cry. Choosing only one food is a sensitive topic for me is all)
Anyway, if you'd like to leave a dare or question for any of us, feel free too!
Well, we'll talk tomorrow!
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