Based on some headcanons I found for Lancey Lance here
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Pidge and Lance walked back into the ship side by side when Pidge sighed.
"Lance, did you really have to do that?" She asked. Lance smiled and crossed his arms.
"Nope, but it was dope." He said. Pidge sighed and walked away.
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Lance didn't know how much the mice liked him. Lance was always feeding them and petting them. They adored Lance. Lance was by far their favorite paladin.
One day, Allura walked up to the mice.
"So, what can you tell me about Lance? He seems to be acting differently towards Keith. Do you know why?" She asked them. The mice exchanged a look. They all knew that Lance was head-over-heels for the guy.
"Nope. No idea." They squeaked.
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"Seriously, Keith! What is the point of your jacket? It just covers your arms! It has no real function!" Lance was complaining to Keith. Keith sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Because this is my favorite jacket, that's why I wear it," Keith said. Lance shook his head.
"It doesn't even keep your body warm and snuggly! Someone but this poor orphan a real jacket." Lance said. Keith took his jacket off and threw it at Lance's head.
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"Hey, bro," Lance said to Hunk.
"Bro." Hunk replied.
"bRo."
"BRo!"
"BrO!!!"
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Keith was taking off his gloves before training and Lance dashed over to Pidge, covering her eyes.
"Keith! There are young eyes here!" Lance squeaked out. Keith gave him a confused look.
"They're just... my fingers?" He said, although, it came out as more of a question.
"Why the fuck are you like this, Lance?" Pidge asked.
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"You're so shallow." Lotor hissed. Lance gasped dramatically.
"Me!? Shallow!? I'll have you know that I'm an enigma! A complex puzzle! I'm driven by very complicated and deep reasons!" Lance protested. Pidge scoffed.
"Are they Keith and... well, is it Keith?" Pidge asked. Lance put his hands on his hips.
"As a matter of fact, yes." He confirmed.
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
