Lance: OMG KEITH
Keith: What?
Lance: SO I MET THIS REALLY HOT ALIEN GIRL, RIGHT?
Keith: Okay...
Lance: I START FLIRTING
Lance: SHE SAYS "um I'm actually a boy"
Keith: WHAT
Lance: YEAH SO MY RESPONSE WAS
Lance: "hey! Me too! We have so much in common let's go out"
Keith: You are one mess after another.
Lance: Hey, Keith...?
Keith: What?
Lance: I want to tell you something
Keith: What is it?
Lance: This has been on my mind for a tiny bit...
Lance: So, I'm just going to ask it.
Keith: Go for it.
Lance: I'm kinda on a different planet and I need help, please come find me?
Keith: Oh. So, that's what you wanted to ask?
Lance: Yeah. What did you think I was going to ask?
Keith: Nothing. Nevermind.
Lance: Are you going to come find me or what?
Keith: On my way.
Allura: Keith? Might I ask you something?
Keith: Sure thing, princess.
Allura: It's kind of personal...
Keith: It's okay! Ask away
Allura: The other day when I was talking to the mice
Allura: They told me Pidge was a girl
Allura: They also said something else
Allura: I told them 'let's keep this between us'
Allura: What they said made me think...
Allura: They said you were in love with Lance
Allura: Is this true?
Keith: OMG PIDGE IS A GIRL!?
Allura: Keith...
Keith: 'Love' is a strong word don't you think?
Lance: Shirooooooo. I'm bored.
Shiro: Hi Bored. I'm Shiro.
Lance: I s2g.
Lance: #NOMOREDADJOKESFORSHIRO
Lance: Your the worst at jokes I'm talking to Keith.
Shiro: *you're
Lance: Potato potahto.
Lance: I don't know just how it happened
Keith: How what happened?
Lance: I let down my guard
Keith: Are you stuck on another planet.
Lance: Swore I'd never fall in love again
Keith: ?
Lance: But I fell hard
Keith: What the quiznak
Lance: Guess I should have seen it coming
Keith: Seen what coming?
Lance: Caught me by surprise
Keith: What did?
Lance: Wasn't looking where I was going
Lance: I fell into your eyes
Keith: You... what?
Lance: You came into my crazy world
Lance: Like a cool and cleansing wave
Keith: ...Lance?
Lance: Before I, I knew what hit me, baby
Keith: What did you just call me
Lance: You were flowing through my veins!
Keith: LANCE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Lance: I'm addicted to you
Keith: oh
Lance: I'm hooked on your love
Lance: Like a powerful drug
Lance: I can't get enough of
Keith: Um... I'm flattered?
Lance: Lost in your eyes
Lance: Drowning in blue
Keith: My eyes aren't blue.
Lance: Outta control
Lance: What more can I do?
Keith: Was this meant for Allura?
Lance: I'M ADDICTED TO YOU
Keith: I'm kinda curious where this is going
Keith: Keep going.
Lance: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH U GOT PRANKED
Keith: What do you mean?
Lance: Those were song lyrics!! Ha! You totally fell for it!!!
Keith: Yeah... I kinda did.
Lance: that was funny, right Keith?
Lance: Keith?
Lance: Keith, come on! Answer me, man!
Lance: Keeeeeith???????
Just something quick for you guys ;3
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
