Hey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay.
Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
Keith: First of all, I hate you. Second of all, we're not in a relationship.
Lance: Are your eyes the galaxy because baby I'm lost in space.
Lance: If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple
Lance: Your lips seem so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Keith: Please stop
Lance: What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
Lance: There must be something wrong with my eyes. Whenever I'm in the same room as you, I can't take them off you
Lance: Someone should call the police because you stole my heart
Keith: Why are you like this
Lance: Daaaaaad. Help meh
Shiro: What is it?
Lance: Keith won't notice mee
Shiro: And why do you think that is?
Lance: I keep using pickup lines...
Shiro: I'm gonna stop you right there. No.
Lance: Okay... what do I do instead?
Shiro: Just tell him how you feel?
Lance: I tried that!
Shiro: No, I mean go into detail about it! Don't just say you like him
Lance: Wow... I would never have thought of that!
Lance: Thanks, Shiro! You're definitely getting a '#1 dad' mug for father's day!
Keith: And he just won't stop!
Pidge: Aww!!
Keith: Pidge no he keeps using the worst pickup lines
Pidge: At least he's trying!
Keith: 'If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEapple' yeah that's what I wanted to hear today
Keith: Kill me
Lance: Okay, Keith. I know you're tired of the pickup lines.
Keith: Damn straight
Lance: So I'm going to stop.
Keith: You are?
Lance: Yep! I talked to Shiro, he gave me an idea, but I didn't know how to do it and I know you're tired of the pickup lines, so here I am. Telling you I'm going to stop.
Keith: Okay. Good.
Keith: It's awful! I don't know what to think!
Hunk: You wanted them to stop, right?
Keith: Well... yeah.
Hunk: And now he has! What's the big deal?
Keith: I don't know...
Allura: Have you ever considered the fact that you might actually enjoy them?
Pidge: Just joining AND LANCE STOPPED THE PICKUP LINES OH HE'S IN FOR IT NOW but do continue this is getting interesting
Keith: Why would I enjoy them?
Keith: They're annoyingly cute, and he won't stop!
Keith: Oh quiznak
Keith: Damn auto-correct!
Keith: I meant to say
Keith: to say
Pidge: YESYESYESYESYES U DO LIKE THEM I WILL TELL LANCE
Keith: No! If anybody's saying anything, it's me.
Pidge: You have 24 hours
Hunk: Why is it always 24 hours?
Pidge: What, would you rather 16
Hunk: Well, yeah
Pidge: THEY"RE TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT
Keith: Most people like to watch the Olympics because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime
Lance: Aww! What was that for?
Keith: My way of saying:
Keith: If you stop with the cheesy pickup lines I will break you
Lance: So... does this mean you'll go on a date with me?
Pidge: OH MY G O D YES YES YTES IM SCREMIN I CANT BREATH HOLY SHIT YESYESYES BLESSED BE THIS DAY FOR KLANCE IS FINDING A WAY HOLY SWEET JESUS CHRIST YES YES IM CRYING SOMEONE SEND HLP \ KDFDFGHKJBNKSDJNFGKHUYSOR78YHWE498HGYIYN50T7GH3WV Q0TN0
Lance: Calm yourself
Two updates today??? Yas
Stay awesome my fabulous t-rex!
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