...It's things me and my friends have said/done.
Pidge and Lance: *singing le mis*
Keith: Ugh, they're singing le mis again.
Shiro: THEY'RE WHAT!?
Shiro: *runs into room* DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING-
Keith: *on ground crying*
****
Lance: I like to think Hell is actually a very LGBTQA+ friendly place because if us LGBTQA+ers are going to Hell, not all of us could have been bad.
Keith: thANK YOU.
****
Keith: I have a theory. I bet, when Amelia Earhart crashed, she landed on Themyscira and lived the rest of her life out with her wife.
Lance: I love you.
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Pidge: Hey, can you come over on Thursday?
Hunk: You already asked me.
Pidge: Oh.
Hunk: Yesterday.
Hunk: I gave you my answer.
Hunk: We had an in-depth conversation about it.
****
Lance: The only exercise I really get currently is when Pidge and I can play in the backyard every day during school hours and she chases me pretending to be a haunted doll. Such exercise.
Keith: Wow, that was emotional. Are you okay? Are you scarred for life? I will buy you ice cream and books, but I have no money, so... suffer.
****
Lance: I did yoga today.
Pidge: Good for you. How did that go?
Lance: I was really shaky but I pulled through.
Pidge: Congrats.
Lance: *finger guns*
****
Pidge: Wait, why can't I watch Deadpool this is driving me inSANE!
Pidge: *screams*
Pidge: CURSE MY AGE!
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Hunk: Once, when I was seven, I decided I wanted a pie, so I made a lemon meringue pie all by myself and it was so beautiful.
Lance: You were seven?
Hunk: Yeah.
Lance: Dude.
Hunk: *proudly* I know.
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Keith: WHEN I WAS A KID I HELPED MY MOM MAKE A LEMON CAKE AND IT WAS TWO LAYERED AND IT LOOKED SO PRETTY BUT MY LITTLE SISTER ATE A HANDFUL OF IT AFTER IT WAS COOKED AND I WAS SO BETRAYED AND THERE WERE TWO CAKES, ONE LOOKING BEAUTIFUL, AND THE NEXT WITH A HUGE HOLE. I WAS SO UPSET THEN MY MOM WAS LIKE 'wait, hold on I have an idea' AND SHE GRABBED A HUGE PEEP AND PLACED IT IN THE WHOLE WHERE IT FIT PERFECTLY BUT THE BETRAYAl WAS STILL THERE.
Keith: Anyway, that's why I don't like baking or my sister.
Hunk: *hugging him* I'm so sorry.
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Pidge: Hey, do you remember that time you broke a food processor by making banana ice-cream?
Matt: Stop this.
Pidge: Or that time you baked cookies on a non-stick pan and dad had to take the pan of cookies outside after they were done cooking and cleaned it off with a hose.
Matt: Ugh, don't remind me.
Pidge: Or that time when you-
Matt: okAY I GET IT I CAN'T COOK.
Matt: *stomps away*
Pidge: *Internally* Blackmail, bitch.
****
Keith: So, I've decided that you're fifteen turning fifteen.
Pidge: What?
Lance: *singing* You are fifteen going on fifteen you will be fifteen foreeeeever.
Pidge: What is wrong with you?
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Keith: *draping himself over Lance* THE MUSICALS HAVE CONSUMED ME.
Lance: *patting Keith's back* I know, buddy. I know. Let it out.
Keith: *screams*
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...