*dramatic violin plays* you guys... It's the last day of asks and dares. I'm emotional. We've learned a lot, this past week.
We learned that Keith is genderfluid and for some reason knows the entire bee movie script.
We learned that Lance absolutely loves his red hair.
Will more secrets be revealed today?
(Also, unrelated, but I fucking HATE WATTPAD I WAS ABOUT TO PUBLISH THIS BUT THE APP CRASHED AND DELETED THE ENTIRE STORY I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW)
SimplyBooklogical says: I dare Hunk to eat a banana with the skin still on.
Hunk: I assume I can take the stem off...
Pidge: You know what they say about assuming.
Hunk: Um, no.
Pidge: It makes and 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
Hunk: Just stop.
Hunk: *eats the banana*I
Hunk: *gags* mother of cherry pie! Ewwwwww the taste lingers!
PIDGEEEE says: Keith I dare you to jump on Lance's back yelling 'I'M YOUR KITTY'
Lance: * humming because he's happy and my son deserves all the happiness in the world*
Keith: *runs into room*
Lance: *notices Keith* Hey, swee-
Keith: *jumps on Lance's back but lance loses balance and calls face first on the floor with Keith still on his back*
Keith: I'M YOUR KITTY!
Lance: *muffled voice* I know.
@KoriTheIcejin says: To Pidge- I dare you to pAint all the paladins toes pink and then blame Lance.
Pidge: Oh! And I can not paint Lance's toes but paint my toes to really sell it!
~next day~
Pidge: *kicks down Lance's door*
Pidge: Lance what the FUCK!?
Lance: *slowly sits up while inhaling deeply* wha...?
Keith: *sits up next to lance rubbing his eyes* it's to early for this...
Pidge: oh, hey, Keith.
Pidge: Lance, why in fuck did you paint my toenails!? And pink of all colors!?
Lance: *gasps* I did no such thing!
Pidge: *puts foot near Lance's face to show him her toes* yes you did!
Keith: Wait, hold on.
Keith: Lance doesn't paint nails like that. He has lots of sisters and he's phenomenal at painting nails.
Lance: Thanks, sweetie.
Keith: You however, Pidge, are sloppier than lance in the 'painting nails' aspect. You are good, yes, but not as good as lance.
Pidge: ...
Keith: ...
Pidge: Fuck you, Keith.
CrumblingOreo says: keith, I dare you to dump a bucket of flour on Lance's head while he's taking a shower.
Keith: *quietly enters his and Lance's bathroom with a bucket of flour*
Lance: *completely oblivious while screaming the lyrics to the yuri!on ice theme song*
Keith: *climbs on bathroom counter*
Keith: *quickly peaks over the curtains to find Lance's head*
Keith: *dumps bucket of flour on lance* HAPPY FOUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY, HAVE A FLOUR.
Lance: *screams*
KittenLoverHTH says: Klance - I dare you to tell the crew you're engaged and see their reactions. Then tell them it was a prank.
Keith and Lance: *walk into the room hand in hand*
Keith: Guys, we have something to tell you...
Everyone: *look at each other curiously*
Shiro: Uh, sure. What is it?
Lance: Keith and I are engaged!
EVeryone: *freaking out and congratulating them*
Pidge: Wait, can I be your flower girl?
Keith: Well, I was hoping you could be my maid of honor.
Pidge: *tears up* I accept.
Lance: Hunk! Be my best man?
Hunk: Bro...
Coran: This is so great!
Allura: Congratulations you two. I'm so happy you're finally getting married! You two seem so happy being with each other!
Shiro: I can't express how happy I am for you two! You both deserve all the happiness in the world and I'm glad you're doing this.
Keith and Lance: *looks at each other slightly frowning*
Lance: Keith... Um...
Keith: Yeah, Lance?
Lance: I don't want this to be a prank anymore.
Keith: W-what?
Lance: Keith... Will... Will you marry me? For real, I mean. No ring pops, no pranks.
Keith: Lance! You idiot, of course!
Pidge: Wait I'm confused you two were already getting married what
The entire crew of Voltron: Thank you!!!
Shiro: Thank you to everyone who has ever supported us!
Pidge: Thank you for letting me do awesome pranks on my friends! And to everyone who said they wanted to marry me.
Blue: Thanks for daring me to ask Red on a date!
Lance: Thank you for just... Being amazing!
Keith: Thank you for making me dye Lance's hair red, and screw Lance for liking it.
Hunk: Thank you for leaving awesome asks!
Allura: Thank you. The crew seemed to really enjoy themselves and have bonded a lot. They really needed that.
Coran: Thank you for including me!
Rowan(le me): Thank you, everyone, for your hilarious uplifting comments. I cannot express how much those comments mean to me. I'm usually very sad, but no matter how often I read those comments, I always laugh. I mean, being called actual Jesus can have that effect on people. Thank you for reading my stories and getting pass the really cringe-y stories I've posted.
You guys really are fabulous t-rexs. And fruit roll-up.
I hope you stick with me through more stories yet to come! I have so many ideas I can't wait to write down!
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
