Some highlights so far...
Lance: (looks through binoculars) Oh, it's Keith! I hate him! I would recognize that mullet anywhere!
Pidge: Wait, how did you do that? He's 50 feet ahead of us and 60 feet below
Lance: I know that asshole from anywhere! With his ridiculous soft silky ebony hair... His dark purple eyes... His beautiful complexion, that guy doesn't even use a face-mask! Always offering advice to newbies...
Lance: Anyway I hate him let's go
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Keith: aliens, aliens, aliENS, alIENS, ALIENS-
Keith: Oh, it's just Shiro
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Shiro: You must be Lance
Lance: (shaking his hand) How did you know?
~flashback~
Keith: ...And he has the most beautiful deep blue eyes and he's so charismatic and his name is just so perfect I would be so good for him and he would be good for me and he's incredible and I love him and he's so nice and we constantly flirt with each other and you can never tell anyone Takashi-
Shiro: (sipping apple juice from a cocktail glass) I hear ya
~present time~
Shiro: wild guess
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Lance: did that actually work what the cheese nuts
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Allura: (lands in Lance's arms)
Lance: H-hewwo???
Allura: What the fuck is wrong with those rounded ass ears you bitch ass piece of shit lemme break your arm you absolute fuck-nugget
Lance: I'm in love.
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Shiro: Aw, sugar cubes.
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Keith: weLP BAMBOOZLED AGAIN.
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Red: This one. I like him. yeEt-
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Keith: (running) GOTTA GO FAST.
Keith: (finds the red lion) There is a god.
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Lance: I don't know but I bet it's Keith's fault.
Keith: If you say so.
Lance: I'LL STICK YOU IN A WORMHOLE.
Keith: ??? I didn't say anything about a wormhole???
Lance: Did I stutter.
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Just a quick sneak peek of a thing I'm working on. Anyway, I'm writing something I'm pretty excited about and hopefully, if I don't procrastinate, it'll be up at some point!!!
Stay awesome, my fabulous t-rexs!
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
