Klance oneshots

Texts 2

I HAVE READ DIRTY LAUNDRY DON'T TALK TO ME IM C R Y I N G 

Keith: Allura what do I do!?

Allura: Talk to him!

Keith: "Hey Lance thanks for sending that prank text and getting my hopes up that you might LIKE ME IN THAT WAY SO YEAH YOU DUMBASS THINK BEFORE YOU DO"

Keith: Something like that?

Allura: ...No.

Pidge: Lance actually did that!?

Allura: Yes. 

Pidge: Lance is an idiot! Like, this might ruin my OTP!

Allura: ...OTP?

Pidge: One True Paring. I was fine shipping Klance from afar but now this might ruin them forever!

Allura: You're speaking a foreign language. 

Pidge: Angst, though. This could work out in my favour...

Pidge: They'll have a heart to hear

Pidge: *heart

Pidge: They'll realise they love each other

Pidge: They will kiss O M G YESSSSSSS

Allura: What have you done with Pidge?

Pidge: Is the group text thingy working?

Allura: I think so?

Keith: Yeah, it is. 

Allura: Did you talk to him?

Keith: Allura! Pidge is here!

Pidge: Oh she knows. She told me about the things you and Lance are going through

Keith: Allura!

Pidge: Did you talk to him yet???

Keith: Yeah.

Allura: How did it go?

Pidge: DETAILS IF YOU LEAVE OUT ANY DETAILS I WILL CUT YOU

Keith: I'd like to see you try.

Keith: Okay, okay. This might take a while...

Pidge: I got time. 

Allura: As do I.

Keith: I walked to his door last night and knocked. He answered. 

Keith: "Keith! Where've you been you haven't been answering my calls or texts and weren't in your room I was getting worried oh god did I say something are you mad at me what did I do tell me so I won't do it again!"

Keith: He just kept talking. 

Keith: And talking

Keith: And talking. 

Keith: I put my hand over his mouth.

Keith: "Let me speak, you idiot." I told him. 

Keith: He nodded.

Keith: I took a shaky breath

Keith: "It's about the text you sent."

Keith: "What one? I have been known to send more than one offending texts at a time." He said.

Keith: I had to stop myself from laughing. 

Keith:  "The prank song text thing."

Keith: "That... that upset you?" He asked. My face went completely red. 

Pidge: omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

Keith: "Yeah, it kinda did." I mumbled. 

Keith: "Okay. I won't do it again. Sorry. Next time just tell me BECAUSE I WAS FREAKING OUT YOU WEREN'T ANSWERING MY CALLS AND I GOT WORRIED AND KSIHNAIULRNGSAILUDRNA"

Keith: So... that was that.

Pidge: That's it!?

Keith: Yep. We're cool now. 

Allura: That's great! I'm glad everything worked out okay!

Pidge: Are you KIDDING me!? That did not go well at all!!!!!!

Allura: ... it didn't?

Pidge: No! They didn't even kiss! It wasn't a tender moment! This is how it was supposed to go!

Pidge: You have a heart to heart. You confess your undying love and he gets so flustered, he doesn't say anything. You think he hates you. You walk away, but he grabs your wrist and kisses you. You're shocked. You melt into the kiss and then it's just you two kissing. All your problems melt away. You slowly pull away from the kiss. You're both out of breath. You rest your head on his shoulder and he wraps his arms around you. You mumble 'i love you' and he does the same.

Pidge: THAT'S HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO

Keith: ... Pidge life isn't some cheesy fanfiction. 

Pidge: WELL IT SHOULD BE LA IWNSHJRGIUDNAHIUDLTH

Keith: Who are you and what have you done with Pidge?

Lance: Keith! You are still talking to me, right?

Keith: Yes, you dummy. 

Lance: Okay good. You got a mullet but you're not completely stupid. 

Keith: Hey! Rude. Don't make me ignore you again. 

Lance: Nah. In a strange way, though, your mullet suits you. 

Keith: Well... thanks. 

Lance: Would you like to comment on my beautiful blue eyes that make you blush anytime you enter a room?

Keith: No. 

Lance: Welcome back, Keith! I missed you, buddy!

Keith: You can't tell, but I'm rolling my eyes right now. 

Lance: Since you admitted you liked me, want to go on a date?

Keith: I s2g if you're pranking me again I will hurt you. And I never admitted to anything. 

Lance: Not a prank, and fine. I will have to win your affection. 

Keith: Lance, no.

Lance: Lance yes. 

I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING IN FOREVER YOU GUYS JUST I HAVE THINGS GOING ON and I've been sick which sucks. I hope I'll update more. 

Stay awesome my fabulous t-rex!