WARNINGS: Offensive. God, this is so offensive I'm so sorry I-
Kuron: YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM YOUR FATHER-
Keith: *throws something at his head* NOT THIS YEAR YOU'RE NOT. YOU DON'T LOVE ME YOU'VE NEVER LOVED ME.
Kuron: YOU ARE THE WORST THING TO EVER COME OUT OF MY ASS
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Pidge: Waddup, my name's Pidge... I'm fifteen and I'm going to hell for life.
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Lance: You know what the kids used to call me on the playground???
Lance: Titty fucker.
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Keith: Yo I got a secret. I think I'm allergic to most dick-shaped food. Cucumbers, eggplant, yo, I can only have corn when it's not on the cob, dog.
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Lotor: Yo, you wanna hear a secret? I've been learning magic, dog.
Lotor: *suddenly wearing a hat* Where'd this hat come from??
Lotor: Magic.
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Hunk: See my tattoo???
Keith: Damn, that's a pumpkin.
Hunk: It represents how scary I am.
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Shiro: I'm not here because I wanna be, I'm here because I'm lost.
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Allura: *pointing to a seagull* Oh, that little boy needs to lose some weight.
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Lance: NO TIME FOR SEATBELTS.
Lance: HOLD ON, MAMA'S GONNA GAS THIS THING.
Lance: GET READY TO GO THROUGH TIME.
Lance: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Shiro: *in background sniffing something up his nose with a straw*
Adam: I'm out here just having a dandy picnic with my roommate, Shiro.
Shiro: We need more coke.
Adam: We packed pepsi.
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Coran: Aren't these trees beautiful?
Coran: They're the oldest living thing in this park-
Coran: *bumps into someone*
Zarkon: Oopsie-
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...