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OKAY I FREAKING LOVE THIS SONG LIKE OH MY GOD




Keith: Alright guys, we gotta come up with a plan to get my bae back

Pidge: First of all, never say 'bae' again. 

Keith: I'M STRESSED

Pidge: second of all, I agree

Hunk: Well, what do you guys think?

Shiro: We need help from you too.

Hunk: Pie?

Coran: What flavour?

Hunk: Pie flavour?

Keith: Now is not the time for asdf movie references

Pidge: WHEN WILL IT BE TIME, TOM

Keith: What?

Pidge: You haven't seen that TomSka video?

Keith: Who?

Hunk: Oh, for god's sake! Enough you two!




Pidge: Eat my ice-cream again and I will burn you

Keith: Bitch I'd like to see you try

Keith: And besides...

Keith: What ice-cream?

Pidge: Motherfucker




Hunk: Alright, repeat the plan again?

Keith: Alright, so Pidge and I will fly to the top of the Galra battleship in invisibility mode while you and Shiro distract them and then we'll both split ways while you guys are, like, attacking them and then we fight galra's, wormhole out of here with Lance, and happiness. 

Hunk: That sounds kinda familiar...

Keith: It's an oldie, but a goodie

Pidge: You sound like Coran

Coran: And just what does that mean?




Allura: Alright, everybody in position?

Shiro: I am

Hunk: Me too

Pidge: Yeha

Pidge: *yeah

Keith: LET'S GO COWBOYS AND COWGIRL YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAW

Pidge: I hate you




Pidge: Keith and I have separated

Pidge: I'm going right and he went left

Pidge: So far there's nothing

Pidge: Shit there's a Galra hold on 

Pidge: Why is nobody answering me?

Hunk: I'm sorry, it's not like WE'RE FIGHTING A GALRA BATTLESHIP OR ANYTHING

Pidge: No excuse




Keith: 10

Pidge: 15

Keith: 27

Pidge: 35

Keith: 47 BEAT THAT

Pidge: 48 BITCH

Keith: NO I WILL KILL MORE GALRA'S THAN YOU EVEN IF I HAVE TO DIE

Pidge: well don't go that far man and 50

Keith: Fuck you




Allura: OKAY ABORT MISSION LET'S MOVE PALADINS WE'VE GOT LANCE

Hunk: Yeah! Keith, Pidge, how's he doing?

Pidge: I'll answer because Keith seems so deliriously in love so that's gross and sweet

Pidge: Well, when Keith first found Lance, he was greeted by none other than prince Lotor, a true royal pain in the ass

Shiro: Now is no time for puns. 

Pidge: Anyway, Keith bad mouthed him for, like, ten minutes before actually fighting him. 

Pidge: Lotor escaped before Keith could kill him, so he's still at large

Pidge: Anyway, Keith and Lance passionately made out before Keith lovingly picked him up bridal style (because Lance is hurt) and now they're cuddling

Hunk: are you exaggerating again?

Pidge: ...

Pidge: No?




Shiro: I've been wanting to talk to Lance and make sure he's really okay, but he hasn't been in his room the past few nights and I haven't found time to talk to him during the day. Where does he go at night?

Pidge: Keith and Lance haven't left each other's side, so it wouldn't surprise me if they, like, share a room officially now. 

Shiro: They better only be sleeping in there... 

Pidge: Well, I think they do now. 

Shiro: NOW!?

Pidge: You shouldn't even know about sex! You're six years old!

Shiro: you guys aren't going to let me live that down, are you?

Pidge: Not until you're 13 years old

Shiro: I can't



Keith: Pidge, are you awake?

Pidge: It's four AM what do you want

Keith: Anyway, I want to apologise for eating all of your ice-cream

Pidge: Do it again and I'll rip your arms off

Keith: It's moments like this I wonder why we're friends. 

Pidge: Savage





SWIGGIDY SWAT'S SWUP WHAT'S UP???

I actually got around to updating! Whoop!

Anyway, have a wonderful day/night and I hope all goes well with whatever's troubling you right now :)




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