OKAY I FREAKING LOVE THIS SONG LIKE OH MY GOD
Keith: Alright guys, we gotta come up with a plan to get my bae back
Pidge: First of all, never say 'bae' again.
Keith: I'M STRESSED
Pidge: second of all, I agree
Hunk: Well, what do you guys think?
Shiro: We need help from you too.
Hunk: Pie?
Coran: What flavour?
Hunk: Pie flavour?
Keith: Now is not the time for asdf movie references
Pidge: WHEN WILL IT BE TIME, TOM
Keith: What?
Pidge: You haven't seen that TomSka video?
Keith: Who?
Hunk: Oh, for god's sake! Enough you two!
Pidge: Eat my ice-cream again and I will burn you
Keith: Bitch I'd like to see you try
Keith: And besides...
Keith: What ice-cream?
Pidge: Motherfucker
Hunk: Alright, repeat the plan again?
Keith: Alright, so Pidge and I will fly to the top of the Galra battleship in invisibility mode while you and Shiro distract them and then we'll both split ways while you guys are, like, attacking them and then we fight galra's, wormhole out of here with Lance, and happiness.
Hunk: That sounds kinda familiar...
Keith: It's an oldie, but a goodie
Pidge: You sound like Coran
Coran: And just what does that mean?
Allura: Alright, everybody in position?
Shiro: I am
Hunk: Me too
Pidge: Yeha
Pidge: *yeah
Keith: LET'S GO COWBOYS AND COWGIRL YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAW
Pidge: I hate you
Pidge: Keith and I have separated
Pidge: I'm going right and he went left
Pidge: So far there's nothing
Pidge: Shit there's a Galra hold on
Pidge: Why is nobody answering me?
Hunk: I'm sorry, it's not like WE'RE FIGHTING A GALRA BATTLESHIP OR ANYTHING
Pidge: No excuse
Keith: 10
Pidge: 15
Keith: 27
Pidge: 35
Keith: 47 BEAT THAT
Pidge: 48 BITCH
Keith: NO I WILL KILL MORE GALRA'S THAN YOU EVEN IF I HAVE TO DIE
Pidge: well don't go that far man and 50
Keith: Fuck you
Allura: OKAY ABORT MISSION LET'S MOVE PALADINS WE'VE GOT LANCE
Hunk: Yeah! Keith, Pidge, how's he doing?
Pidge: I'll answer because Keith seems so deliriously in love so that's gross and sweet
Pidge: Well, when Keith first found Lance, he was greeted by none other than prince Lotor, a true royal pain in the ass
Shiro: Now is no time for puns.
Pidge: Anyway, Keith bad mouthed him for, like, ten minutes before actually fighting him.
Pidge: Lotor escaped before Keith could kill him, so he's still at large
Pidge: Anyway, Keith and Lance passionately made out before Keith lovingly picked him up bridal style (because Lance is hurt) and now they're cuddling
Hunk: are you exaggerating again?
Pidge: ...
Pidge: No?
Shiro: I've been wanting to talk to Lance and make sure he's really okay, but he hasn't been in his room the past few nights and I haven't found time to talk to him during the day. Where does he go at night?
Pidge: Keith and Lance haven't left each other's side, so it wouldn't surprise me if they, like, share a room officially now.
Shiro: They better only be sleeping in there...
Pidge: Well, I think they do now.
Shiro: NOW!?
Pidge: You shouldn't even know about sex! You're six years old!
Shiro: you guys aren't going to let me live that down, are you?
Pidge: Not until you're 13 years old
Shiro: I can't
Keith: Pidge, are you awake?
Pidge: It's four AM what do you want
Keith: Anyway, I want to apologise for eating all of your ice-cream
Pidge: Do it again and I'll rip your arms off
Keith: It's moments like this I wonder why we're friends.
Pidge: Savage
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
