Klance oneshots

He wanted snuggles but what he got was struggles

Keith was so done. With everything. Why couldn't things work out the way he wanted them to? Oh, yeah. Because his life hated him. 

Honestly, that's fine, in his opinion. Not everything was going to like him. 

Example: Lance.

Ugh, the feelings of butterflies but on an acrobat circus in his stomach, Keith got when he looked at him. Unfortunately, Lance does not feel the same way about him. 

Keith tried to hate him, he really did. He just couldn't. 

He'd lay awake at night thinking about how much he hated Lance, trying to find every little thing about him that could tick him off.

He always ended up blushing and curling under his covers. 

So, Keith decided he was just done with everything. That was easier, wasn't it? 

Lance was never going to like him, so why try?  

****

Now, Lance, on the other hand, was just getting started. 

He liked Keith, so much. Keith was one of his best friends, but Lance wanted them to be something more.

He had a feeling Keith also liked him back but was trying to push those feelings down. 

So, Lance decided to do everything in his power to make Keith come to realize that he was madly in love with Lancey Lance. 

**** 

Keith was going insane. It was like Lance was doing this to him on purpose. 

The other day, after Keith was done training, Lance had run into the room, handed Keith a towel, some water, and a snack.

"You need to take more care of yourself, do you realize how many times I've seen you leave this room a dehydrated mess? Many times. You are a gOD TREAT YOURSELF WITH RESPECT," Lance said. Keith took the stuff and Lance walked out of the room. 

Lance had called Keith a god. What was wrong with him? 

Keith appreciated the gesture either way. 

****

Damn, this mullet boy was dumb. 

Could he not see how obviously in love Lance was with him?

Okay, maybe 'love' is too strong a word but goddamnit Lance was going to marry this boy even if he had to lose his dignity in the process. 

****

Keith wanted death.

Lance would randomly hug Keith from behind and lean against him and... flirt? Keith didn't know if Lance was flirting with him. He thought that maybe he was, but he couldn't know for sure. 

One day, he was hanging out in his bedroom reading a book he had found, when someone knocked on his door.

"Come in!" Keith yelled. The door opened and low and behold, it was Lance. 

"Alright, Keith. I have come to tell you something." Lance said. Keith lowered his book.

"Well? What is it?" Keith asked. 

"I wanted to tell you that you're very important to me and make me feel happy. Do you want something to eat, because, despite my protests, you are not eating. Let me get you some food. Oh! And before I forget, I made you something..." Lance said. Keith raised an eyebrow. 

Lance stuffed a bag in Keith's face. 

Keith hesitantly opened it to find...

"I hippo stuffed animal?" He asked. Lance smiled and nodded. 

"I knew you liked hippos, so I decided to make you a stuffed animal," Lance said. That was when Keith lost it.

"GoddaMN IT LANCE STOP BEING SO ADORABLE AND SWEET, YOU'RE MESSING WITH MY HEAD AND IT'S REALLY FUCKING ME UP!" Keith yelled. His face went red and he covered his mouth.

"Uh... I.... I mean..."

Lance smiled wider and pointed his finger at Keith.

"AHA! So you do like me as more than a friend!" Lance shouted. Keith stuffed his face in the stuffed hippo.

"No, that's... That's not what I..." He mumbled. 

"Dude, it's fine. In fact, I actually really like you too. Why do you think I've been treating you like the God you are?" Lance asked. 

"Because you pity me?" Keith offered. Lance rolled his eyes. 

"No, it's because I like you, you adorable sunflower," Lance said with a small laugh. Keith looked up from his stuffed animal and looked at Lance skeptically. 

"You like me?" Keith asked. Lance nodded.
"Like... for my personality?" Keith asked. 

"I know, I was surprised too," Lance admitted. Lance flopped himself next to Keith on the bed.

"So... do you like it?" Lance asked, changing the subject for Keith's sake. Keith hugged the stuffed animal closer.

"I love him and his name is Lennard," Keith plainly stated. Lance smiled at Keith. 

After months of endless flirting, he had finally done it. Hazoi.

****

Lance kept his promise to marry that Mothman loving, adorable dork. And, his dignity was lost in the process.

Keith had laughed his ass off when Lance proposed before agreeing. 

Lance and Keith were at a fancy restaurant and had fine clothes on. When Lance decided to propose, his ripped off his tuxedo to reveal a hippo onesie. He did a split and proposed to Keith like that. 

Their wedding was just- memes. Memes were hidden all around. You could only find them if you looked hard enough. 

They were happy. And that's what mattered. 

And to all those wondering, yes. Keith still had Lennard.  

Meh, I got bored so here, have this beautiful flop of a story.

Stay awesome my fabulous t-rexs!