cloboattheshowboat says: Lance, I dare you to blast hips don't lie and Keith has to dance to it.
Keith: Wait, what?
Lance: HELL YEAH, LET'S DO THIS!
Lance: *blasts hips don't lie*
Keith: What!? I don't know how to dance!
Lance: *rolls eyes* C'mon, I'll teach you.
Keith: What? No, I don't thi-
Lance: *takes both of Keith's hands and starts dancing*
Keith: *Watched closely before copying Lance's movements*
Keith and Lance: *having the time of their lives so pure and good and just ugh so cute*
EmeraldGem08 says: I dare Keith and Lance to recreate the bonding moment but switch places.
Keith and Lance: *holding hands*
Keith: We did it. We are a good team.
Lance: *gay smile*
Keith: *eating space goo*
Lance: *sitting on table with arms crossed*
Keith: Wow, thanks everybody! Sounds like the mice did more than you, though.
Lance: I punched Zendek!
Keith: Yeah, apparently after I emerged from a coma and shot his arm off.
Lance: We hAd a BOndInG mOmEnt I craDled YoU iN My aRms!
Keith: Nope, don't remember, didn't happen.
tryintogetbi says: Shiro, have you ever thought/done something more than friendly with Matt?
Kuron: *awkward laugh* I- I mean...
Pidge: *glaring*
Kuron: N...No, o-of course, not!
SmolSpaceGem says: Keith, I dare you to flirt with Lance for three minutes in a row without stopping, and Lance I dare you to go as long as you can during those three minutes without blushing
Keith: Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Lance: *trying to hold back some giggles precious boy*
Keith: Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Lance: *trying really hard not to blush*
Keith: People call me Keith, but you can call me tonight.
Lance: *breathing heavily*
Keith: Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Lance: *blushing* Ugh! Fine, you win!
Keith: *kisses Lance's cheek because these boys are so precious and pure*
LillyPond1 asks: Keith, would you cut your mullet off to save Lance's life?
Keith: Hmm...
Lance: Well, this could be a fairly easy question to answer, right Keith?
Keith: *still pondering*
Lance: ...Keith?
Keith: I mean, probably, but we're not in that situation, are we?
Lance: What? Keith!
Keith: What? They asked me a question, and I answered.
Lance: I am so offended right now, I don't think you understand.
Keith: I'm sorry! But my mullet has been around me a lot longer than you have!
Lance: *gasps* I'm getting replaced by a mullet?
OverlordDeer says: I dare Hunk and Pidge to team up and put truth serum in some food, give it to Lance and Keith, and ask them embarrassing questions
Hunk and Pidge: *fist bump*
~later~
Hunk and Pidge: *walk into room where Lance and Keith are*
Lance and Keith: *cuddling*
Hunk: So, I was trying out a new recipe and wanted to know if you guys want a glass?
Keith and Lance: *shrug and take a glass, and take a big sip*
Pidge: Great! Now, onto some questions.
Pidge: If you both woke up the opposite gender one morning, what would be the first thing you do?
Lance: Examine my hair.
Keith: Wonder 'what the fuck happened'.
Pidge: What's the biggest kept secret from your parents?
Lance: I don't have to answer tha-
Lance: I told them my tablet was broken but it wasn't and it's been five years. They still don't know.
Keith: I don't know my parents very well, so I guess everything.
Lance: Pidge, why are we answering every question you ask?
Pidge: Truth serum. How many people can someone sleep with before you secretly judge them for their "number"?
Keith: Seven.
Lance: Ten.
Pidge: What's the most disturbing dream you've ever had?
Lance: Keith died because a furry attacked him.
Keith: I died because I was attacked by a furry.
Lance and Keith: *awkwardly make eye contact*
Pidge: Are you a virgin?
Lance: No.
Keith: Yes.
Pidge: Interesting, interesting... one more question...
Lance: Let me die.
Pidge: If you could turn invisible but only for one day, what would you do?
Keith: I'd prank everyone around the castle.
Lance: I'd sleep.
Pidge: That concludes today's sesion. Thanks, boys.
Pidge: *walks away with style*
Lance: Hey! Comment some asks and dares, mmkay?
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Klance oneshots
FanfictionHey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that...
