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Klance asks and dares day #4

FriendsArntMyThing says: My sister said she dares Pidge to put nair (hair removal cream) in Keith's shampoo

Pidge: *cackling*

Pidge: Your sister sounds awesome. Let's do this.

~later~

Keith: *distant screaming*

Pidge: *chuckling* It worked. 

Faded_Kai says:  I dare Keith to find a short black wig that matches his hair color and tuck his mullet under it to make it look like he cut his hair and have everyone react to it. (Or hair something that makes his hair appear shorter)

Keith: *wearing Lance's hoodie and that covers his head*

Keith: I'm going to have to! Something happened to my hair! It's practically all. Gone.

Keith: *finds wig and puts it on*

Keith: This'll have to do. 

Keith: *walks into room where everyone is talking*

Lance: Keith! What did you do to your hair!?

Pidge: What the fuck? It was supposed to remove your hair, not give you an amazing haircut!

Keith: *glares* I'm sorry, what the fuck did you just say?

Pidge: Nothing.

Keith: You *points at Pidge* are the cause of my hair falling out!?

Pidge: *nervously laughs*

Keith: I'm going to murder you.

Kuesox says:  I dare Lance to dye Keith's hair white... With a blindfold!

Keith: With what little hair I have left? Yeah, good luck, Lance. 

Keith: *sits on a stool while Lance gets all the supplies ready*

Lance: I'm just about ready. Let me see what I have to work with.

Keith: *takes off the wig to reveal a full head of hair* okay what the fuck.

Lance: Maybe it's the galra part of you?

Keith: Then shouldn't my hair be super long?

Lance: Listen, I'm just spewing out ideas. Whatever the case, you've got hair. Let me work my magic.

Lance: *puts on blindfold and dyes Keith's hair*

~an hour later~

Keith: *with white hair* Okay, this isn't such a bad job. 

Lance: I don't know how the fuck I did that. 

Imtirednowleave says: Pidge, I dare you to tell everyone to fuck off.

Pidge: *flipping off Lance* Fuck you, you fucking meme Lord!

Pidge: *looking at Hunk* Not you, you're okay.

Pidge: *flipping Kuron off with both hands* Definitely fuck you, you weird fucking clone!

Kuron: Why are you all calling me a clone?

Pidge: *looking at Allura* Fuck you, princess!

Pidge: *looking at Keith* Motherfucking fuck you, you bitch!

Pidge: *looking at Lotor* FUCK YOU AND YOU'RE FUCKING WHITE HAIR YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!

Pidge: *looking at Coran* You're okay, too.

crazyCreeper says:  Lance, what's your favorite musical and can you sing something from it (preferably a duet with Keith)?

Lance: *gasps and jumps up and down* KINKY BOOTS HANDS DOWN! AND YES, I WILL SING A SONG!!!!

Lance: This is a little doo dad called 'hold me in your heart'.

Keith: *walks into room* What's going on.

Lance: I'm singing, shut your whore mouth. 

Lance: *clears throat*

Lance: *singing* You don't want to see me anymore. You can't listen to me laugh out loud. You don't wanna see me dance. You can't even take the chance that it might reflect on you!

Lance: *singing the rest of the song*

Lance: Hell yeah!

Keith: *claps* Well done, Lance. 

Lance: *dramatically bowing* thank you, thank you. 

vani-alderona says: To everyone- do you want kids someday?

Lance: Yes!

Keith: Yeah.

Kuron: Yes.

Pidge: Probably. 

Hunk: No, but I do want to be the cool uncle. 

Lance: And that you will be Hunk. That you will be. 

Allura: Yes, I do so I can help keep the Altean race going. 

Coran: My time for kids have passed. 

Ezor: Yes! I want at least two!

Acxa: I would be okay with kids. 

Zethrid: Nah.

Narti: *signing* My cat is my child. 

Lotor: I would love to have children! 

Acxa: Please comment some more asks and dares. Thanks. 

Ezor: Aw, c'mon! Be more enthusiastic about it!

Acxa: Why? I didn't sign up for this. 

Ezor: I know, but it's fun!

Acxa: *scoffs* yeah, for you. 

Ezor: *Puts an arm around Acxa's shoulder* Comment some more asks and dares so we can make this week so awesome and fun and amazing!

Zethrid: *smashing the wall down* YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!