Not Intended | CHANBAEK (BOOK I)

The Questions Game

NI: Questions

Summary: Back and forth questions

A/n: drabble babble. 

**note: these are just dialogues, but it's pretty clear who's talking haha**

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How many lips do I have?

One.

Wrong! Two. One's here and the other one's down...here.

Baek. No.

You kiss it.

I don't kiss it.

Eating. Kissing. Same thing. Question two--

It's my turn.

Oh, right. Okay.

Who is the most handsome guy you've ever been with?

Physically with or...?

Either.

There was this guy. His name was Hara Yoshiki. Foreign exchange. He was hot. Japanese. Couldn't speak Korean very well but, as they, actions speak louder than words. Ah? AHH?

...

My turn! Let's see... Am I prettier than your last girlfriend?

No.

What? Why?

Because you're not a girl. You couldn't compare.

That's not fair. I can't help my gender!

Same thing. Now, if you had to marry someone else to make me happy, would you?

It's not your turn!

Yes, it is! You asked me 'Why?'. I answered. Now it's my turn.

This isn't fair.

Answer my question, then.

Fine... YES. I definitely would.

How can you say that? I'd never want you to marry someone else!

But it makes you happy!

That was a trick question because I would never be happy if you married another guy! You should know that!

Well, now I do! Okay, my turn--

God, if you ever married thinking I'd be happy about it, you'd be a dead moron.

Shut up. Anyways, if you could have sex with any celebrity, who would you choose?

Probably... Megan Fox.

Ooo. She's hot. I'd probably sleep with her, too if I ever met her.

Moving on. What was the last lie that you said to me?

Um... I probably told you that I don't find the library help kind of cute?

What you think that he is?

Little bit.

Ugh.

My turn. What's something you've always wanted?

Something I've always wanted... I've always wanted to take you boating. Just you and me.

Really? Why?