*Eva just finished making spegetti, good spegetti not bad spaghetti, for all the sanses. They were at the table Andy ready to be served when Eva gets a notification.*
Eva: Sci?
Sci: Yes, Evangeline?
Eva: Cover Assy's Ears.
Assy: But I gots none.
Sci: Oh! I see. *places hands where Assy's ears would be, understanding why.*
Eva: So, guys, how is Paps in your universes?
Classic: You know, just boneing around. Hanging with Undyne and patrolling for humans. Same old same old.
Edge: Great and Terrible. Frightening I mean! Gotta love the boss. *sweats* I just wish I could talk to him, ya know...
Blue: LAZY BUT STILL IS THE BEST BROTHER EVER!!!
Sci: Well, my Papyrus is baby bones papyrus and he should be being good while I'm away.
Geno: ...
Reaper: Yeah, sore subject. Good going little miss requester. *reaches for scythe but goth takes it before hen can grab it.*
Goth: Dad no! We can't kill the readers! They make Eva happy!
Palette: Okay let's calm down. This clearly is a bad subject.
Ink, error, nightmare, and dream: ...
PJ: Uh, who's Papyrus? Mr. Fresh, do you know?
Fresh: Oh, yeah. Ya see, most of the Sanses here have a little brother named Papyrus back where they live.
Blue: OR OLDER
PJ: oh. That makes sense! Then... why did Sci have to cover up Assy's ears?
Fresh: ... Eva, you explain.
Eva: Ha ha, nope. I ain't explaining the whole pappy deal.
Assy: Hmm? Pappy? But he's right here. Say hi pappy!
*everyone is dead silent as Assy's motions to an invisable papyrus. Geno has a nervous smile on his face. Edge looks at him like he's crazy. Eva and Sci share a look.
Assy: Well, say hi back! It's powite!
Edge: Uh, kid? There's no-
Eva: *slams hand over his jawline.* Heya pappy! *glares at everyone.*
All Sanses: h-hey papyrus.
Geno: *whisper to reaper* Man, I feel bad for the kid.
Reaper: *whispers back* I know, And I'm not one for pity.
Classic: that chilled me to the bone.
Assy: Yay! Fwiends!
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Ask or Dare AU Sanses
FanfictionAsk or Dare the following Sanses: Classic (UnderTale) Edge (UnderFell) Blueberry (UnderSwap) Sci (ScienceTale) Assy (AsylumTale) Reaper (ReaperTale) Geno (AfterTale) Dust (DustTale) Ink (UnderVerse) Error (UnderVerse) Fresh (UnderFresh) Dream (Dream...