Ask or Dare AU Sanses

Spin Dat Bottle Round And Round

*Evangeline places a bottle in the center of a handful of sanses. All of them didn't want to come and nightmare warned them. Party pooper. The unlucky ones were stuck with Evangeline. Oh, and Blueberry.*

Eva: Oh, and I drag NdragonEyes into this.

N: WHAT!?

Classic: Heh, someone's in for a bad time.

Blue: ANOTHER PLAYER? FUN!

???: Hmph. Why am I here? You know everyone here wants me dead.

Eva: I had a feeling  few fangirls would prefer you here. Including all the shippers.

Dream: I missed you Crossy!

Blue: *dies a little on the inside.*

Eva: Okay! So everyone we have. We got The AfterDeath couple with Goth over there.

Reaper: Yo.

Eva: Great Introduction, Guys. *rolls eyes* Palette is also with them. We also have the guys we mentioned already including Classic, Blueberry, Dream, And our new addition Cross. I'm actually glad Nightmare isn't here or else me and Cross would be dead. Oh, and I brought N into this mess.

N: I'm so confused.

Cross: If you weren't In control with your author powers, I certainly wouldn't mind taking control over you and having you end yourself.

Eva: You know, I can poof you out of existance the same way you came in.

Blue: CAN WE JUST PLAY THE GAME?! 

Classic: Sure, I'll go ahead and start. Wait, is this an empty ketchup bottle?

Eva: You know it.

Classic: Heh, this is why you're a cool kid, Eva. 

*The bottle lands on N*

N: *blushes*

Classic: Heh, this will be fun. *presses teeth against her cheek*

N: *squeaks*

Classic: Okay, your turn Kiddo~

N: ... *spins the bottle all flustered like* I hope it's someone easy.

*Lands on Reaper*

 N: crap.

Reaper: Heh heh, a kiss of death won't  hurt anybody~ oh wait, you're mortal. Whoops.

N: So flirty for a man who kills everyone he touches.

Reaper: Not everyone~ *glances at geno*

N: Whatever. *Quickly kisses his teeth* okay we're done here! Next!

Reaper: Rawr.

*Bottle lands on Geno*

Blue: IS THIS RIGGED? FIRST WE HAVE N AND CLASSIC THEN REAPER AND GENO.

Eva: Pure coincidence. *smiles knowingly. Blueberry gets the gist.*

Reaper: Come here babe~ *licks teeth*

Geno: Not in front of everyone!

Reaper: Fine, I'll go gentle. *Sinful Teeth clanking*

Goth: Palette, cover your eyes! *covers Palette's eyesockets.*

Palette: No! Your innocence! *covers Goth's eyesockets.

Reaper: Hmm? I didn't even use tongue?

Geno: they're kids. Let them be. Now let's see....

*Bottle lands on Dream*

Geno: Oh? This is fine.

Dream: I don't mind one bit! 

Geno: *pecks his teeth* there. All done. Babe don't kill him.

Reaper: Hmph. Fine. only if... *smirks at geno*

Geno: R-REAPER!!!

Dream: Aww! Well, I guess it's my turn.

*bottle lands on Cross*

Blue: *whines a little.*

Dream: Yay! Come here Crossy!

Cross: Anytime~ 

Dream: *more sinful teeth clanking.*

Cross: *licks Dream's teeth*

Dream: *pulls away flustered* Nooooo! Not here!

Cross: fine. But later?

Dream: .... fine.

Eva: Great, double sex in the house. This is what I get for having a million OTPs love with me.

N: This is a fanfic reader's dream come true.

Eva: Eh, true dat. Go cross. 

Cross: I don't want to.

Eva: do it. *glares*

Cross: Fine, whatever.

*bottle lands on Evangeline.*

Crossy *looks at her*

Eva: *looks at him*

Eva and Cross: NOPE! NO WAY!

N: The rules, Eva. *grabs camera*

Classic: Yeah, what happened to the rules?

Eva: *hisses*

Cross: *snarles*

Classic and N: Do it~

Dream: Come on, Crossy.

Cross: *growls* Fine. *presses teeth agaisnt her lips for half a minute* EWW! Gross!

Eva: *wipse mouth frantically* Gross! Awful! Yuck!

Blue: COME ON, EVA. IT CANT BE THAT BAD.

Eva: Really? Well, me kissing cross is like you kissing Luzt. So you want to kiss Lust?

Blue: NO WAY!!!

Eva: See? Now let's hope the other skeleton is someone I don't mind. 

*bottle lands on blueberry*

Eva: *sighs in releif* That's better. Okay with this blue?

Blue: S-SURE....

Eva: Okay. *gently kisses his teeth sweetly.* There, that wasn't so bad Now was it?

Blue: NOT AT ALL!!! *beams with happiness* NOW... HUH!? WHERE DID THE POTH SHIP GO!?

*everyone turns to see that Palette and Goth have fled*

Eva: Huh... well... I guess that's it?

N: Thank goodness... That 'kiss of death' Is going to give me nightmares tonight. Pun not intended.

Classic: Well, he isn't here so if it was intended it would make no sense.

Blue: JOIN US NEXT TIME! DONT FORGET TO REQUEST FOR US TO DO STUFF!!!

Eva: Amen.

*cross can be heard gagging in the distance*