*Eva was hanging out with Classic and Edge, making sure they don't get drunk on a condiment run*
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Eva: Classic, we need some opinions of yours.
Classic: Eh? Sure kid.
Edge: Kinda scared waht the little shit wants.
Eva: Actually, we can hit two birds with one stone here. Both of you: Opinion on Sci?
Edge: HAWT
Classic: Pfft.
Edge: *regrets everything*
Eva: Kinda figured. Classic?
Classic: Sci's a real, nice guy. A total pushover though. He is basically Alphys but can be an Undyne when something happens to either Edge or Assy. A family man.
Edge: *bloosh*
Eva: Alright. Next opinion on Nightmare?
Edge: That prick? He's a bitch, but he's sensible and has a reason to be a bitch. I like him.
Classic: Well, he is an entity made entirely out of negative emotions so he has a reason to act the way he does. He's chill when he's in a good mood. Well, a better mood. I think he has a soft spot for adorable things. Like Alisha. I Also saw him playing with your cats and saying how cute they were.
Edge: Back it up, Nightmare's a cat person?
Eva: Good Info! I bet he made Kirby and Cheddar happy. (My cats)
Classic: Yeah. He wore them out. The black one climbed on his shoulder and made him walk around the house as if he was a Slave. He looked as if he was the happiest thing alive.
Eva: *imagines the fanart incoming* Alright then! Next on the list I was given is Dream.
Edge: He's your typical starry eyed twerp. He's a lot more responsible than people give him credit for. Real nice guy. Hard to hate him.
Classic: ...
Edge: Oi, Classic? You disagree with me there?
Classic: I don't talk to him. I'm very protective of those i care about, and tend to hold grudges. I haven't exactly forgiven him yet...
Eva: Woah, still?
Classic: ...
Edge: Forgiven him for what?!
Eva: moving on
Edge: I ASKED A QUESTION!!!
Eva: And I ignored it. Sorry Edge, but best leave this one alone before you're in for a bad time. The last one on our list is Blueberry.
Classic: *perks up*
Edge: The little sugar demon? He's too innocent for his own good. Protect him well buddy *pats Classic on the shoulder*
Classic: You bet I will.
Eva: I think that is pretty much it. So, yeah... CONDIMENTS FOR EVERYONE
