Ask or Dare AU Sanses

LORD FORGIVE ME

*Eva, Fresh, And PJ are drinking bleach in the corner when Blue find them*

Blue: EVA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Eva: Blueberry... forgive me...

Blue: WHAT!?

Fresh: The horror, dude. The horror...

Pj: I HATE HOW PEOPLE USE ME FOR SEXUAL FANTASIES IN THAT AU!!!

Blue: WHATS GOING ON!?

Eva: *quiet sobbing*

Fresh: Broski... She has to write a lemon using me and Pj in the NaJ AU...

Blue: OH!.. Oh... ewww.

Eva: I need holy water, bleach, and a thousand methods of purification. Draw me a salt bath too... 

Blue: OOH!!! A BATH!? I WANT ONE TOO!!!

Assy: Bwath Twime?

Eva: OH HEY ASSY!!!

Fresh and PJ: *look at eachtoher anxiously*

Blue: HELLO ASSY!!!

Assy: Is it bwath twime Mommy?

Eva: Uh... sure! Let's go!

Assy: Yay!

*Assy and Eva leave.*

Fresh: Ugh, I still can't get over the fact you kept me and that reader as a slave.

PJ: I can't believe you actually got turned on and did it!

Blue: WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK!?

Fresh: Feast your eyes, brah. *flashes him a paragraph on Eva's phone*

Blue: *face twists in disgust* SHE HAD TO WRITE THIS!? NO WONDER SHE WANTS TO BATHE IN THE SALTS OF PURIFICATION!!! THIS MAKES LUST SANS GOING TO STRIP CLUBS DAILY LOOK TAME!!!

Lust: Oh~ Let me read~ *takes the phone and reads the whole thing* Ooh~ I never knew Eva was Kinky. OH EV-

Blue: RUIN HER EVEN MORE AND I WILL KILL YOU

Lust: ...

Fresh and PJ: ....

Blue: I MEAN, SHES THE ONLY ONE WHO LISTENS TO ME...

Fresh: Yeah, this should end here broseph. Later alligators..