Ask or Dare AU Sanses

CELEBRATION

Eva: WOOHOOO

Sci: Did something happen?

Eva: WE HIT A THOUSAND READS AND THIS BOOK IS #13 IN ASK

Edge: You're joking me. She's joking, isn't she?

Sci: I don't think so. 

Assy: CEWEBRATE

BluePrint: CELEBRATE

Blueberry: CELEBRATE

Classic: Heh, Celebrate.

N: Celebrate!

Eva: Oh, you're back N!

N: I wouldn't miss the grande one thousand for the world

Alisha: M-Me too!

Eva: Nice we Also got Alisha! All we need is one more to get the whole group together!

???: Somebody call?

Alisha, N, and Eva: Rainbow!

Edge: Who?

Eva: Another one of my friends.

Blueberry: HELLO OTHER FANGIRLS!!!

Classic: Sup.

BluePrint: Oh! Other people? Uh.... Hello!

Assy: HEWWO

Sci: Hey, Alisha. Nightmare's room is just down the hall.

Alisha: Th-Thank you! *rushes down there*

N: Heh, Classic Alisha.

Rainbow: Indeed. Imma follow her to make sure she doesn't annoy him too much. *follows*

Eva: That was fun. Hey N, do you think I should bring in even more Sanses?

N: How would you keep track of them all?

Fresh: Yo, I agree with N.

Eva: Hey Fresh! Welcome to the party! Oh, hey PJ!

PJ: Hello!

Fresh: But Seriosuly, broski, I know a lot of us are independent and all but having two more Sanses Isn't a good idea.

PJ: Who were you trying to get?

Eva: Killer and Horror.

Fresh: Please don't.

Dust: Oh please do!

Eva: Hey dust.

Dust: Yo.

Lust: heyyyyy evaaaaa~

Eva: Hea drunk, isn't he?

Dust: Drunking competition with Reaper, Geno, and Cray.

Eva: Cray? Why him?

Dust: He read your fanfic Duali-Cray then saw your brainstorming for it.

Eva: *guilty as charged*

Lust: baaaaaaaaabe! I want yoooooouuuuuuuu~

Dust: *sigh* I gotta go. This one is a little needy.

Lust: yesssssss~

Eva: Have fun!

PJ: And I thought Reaper And Geno were kinky.

Goth: Trust me, Mom and Dad are.

Eva: We're getting a little bit of everyone today! Hey guys! 

Goth: Hey Eva.

Palette: Hello!

Eva: So, what are you two doing?

Palette: We heard celebrate so I rushed us over here!

Goth: He made me lose my page *when they ask you if you're fine and you say you're fine but your eyes not really fine.*

Eva: Dude I know that feel.

Palette: What are we celebrating!?

Eva: One thousand reads.

Palette: REALLY!? WE'RE THAT POPULAR!?

Goth: woah really?

Eva: YEP!!!

Palette: WOOOOHOOOO!!!

Goth: You're acting like Blueberry on sugar high

Palette: I KNOW AND I LOVE IT!!!

Ink: Woah, what's all this?

Error: lOOkS StuPiD.

Eva: There's the biggest OTP of the Bunch. Hey guys!

Ink: Is this a celebration chapter?

Error: thAT's whAt The TiTlE sAYs.

Eva: Don't break the fourth wall.... yet. And yeah. The book hit one thousand reads. Why don't you guys go have fun. I heard reaper, geno, and cray went to go get drinks.

Ink: Oh no, I don't drink.

Error: weLL... I mIghT-

Ink: No! Remember last time you had whiskey?!

Error: *Vietnam flashbacks* neVerMiNd.... 

Eva: Okay! Have fun!

Dream: Cross! Look! Another celebration!

Cross: And I thought the after party was enough....

Eva: and here come the newly weds! Hey guys! Dream, I must say, you totally rocked that dress!

Dream: *blushes* aww! Thank you!

Cross: I know he did, but waht he wore for the honeymoon was even better~

Dream: CROSS!!!

Cross: Heh, worth it.

Eva: Well, we're celebrating a thousand reads so enjoy yourselves!

Cross: Sweet. Hon, I need to talk to nightmare, wherever he is. I'll meet ya later.

Dream: Okay.

Eva: Nightmare's in his room trying and failing to avoid Alisha.

Cross: Got it. *heads that way*

Eva: Dream, anything you want to do?

Dream: ... want, no. but it hasn't to Be done. *walks off*

*le karaoke*

Blueberry: WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS THIRTY-TWELVE TONIGHT! IM GONNA SHOW YOU ALL THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE! SO LETS FORGET ABOUT THE WORLD BEYOND TONIGHT! IM COMMING FOR YA, IM COMMING FOR YA

Blueberry, Sci, Classic, and N: CAUSE AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL I NEED IS A BEAUTY AND A BEAT TO MAYBE MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE!!!

Dream: *taps blueberry on the shoulder while the others resume singing*

Blueberry: HUH? OH! HEY DREAM!!!

Dream: Yeah, Blue... No hard feelings, right?

Blueberry: *pauses and looks in his eyesockets for a moment.* no hard feelings.

Dream: Hug it out?

Blueberry: Hug it out. 

*they hug*

Blueberry: Besties forever?

Dream: Besties forever.