*Eva's theme song plays in the background during this chapter*
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Eva: OKEY HERE WE GO FISHES
Blue: YEAH!!!
Eva: So you're gonna be a shipper with me tonight?
Blue: *pouts* THIS IS A SPECIAL ONESHOT!!! I DESERVE TO HAVE ONE MOMENT!!!
Eva: Okay~ Lets start with Classic. Also I sometimes have multiple ships for one character so.... I can't make it cannon unless they both have only one ship for them.
Blue: THANK CHU!
Eva: CLASSIC!
Classic: Huh?
Eva: Well, I prefer Frans to Soriel. And fontcest is absolutely terrible. I don't mind sanscest burn fontcest is just... eww!
Blue: FONCEST SHOULD BURN!!!
Classic: Thank you?
Eva: But N x Sans is awesome too~
Blue: AGREED!!! IF ONLY N WAS AN UNDERTALE CHARACTER!!!
Classic: Did the little bugger just break the fourth wall?
Eva: I gave him a soda earlier.
Classic: That explains it.
Eva: MOVING ON!!!
Blue: EDGE!
Edge: Damn it! Can you all leave me alone for one fu-
Blue: LANGUAGE!!!
Eva: This Guy I only like SciFell for so...
Sci: Hey, Babe? Where did you put Assy's little truck? He wants to play. Oh, and I love you. *pecks his cheek*
Edge: BABE!!! *blushes madly*
Eva: Oh~ So that's what he wants. A housewife.
Edge: SHUT UP!!!
Blue: NEXT!!! COME ON OUT INK!!!
Ink: Oh, me? It's nice to be called upon.
Eva: InkError.
Blue: INKERROR.
Ink: What?
Error: oH inKy~
Ink: *feels his sins crawling on his back*
Error: WhY dOn't yOU cOme OvEr hERe~?
Ink: *makes the mistake of looking back to see Error holding his strings, ready to tangle up Ink*
Eva: Wow, someone's kinky.
Ink: I hate you.
Eva: I know~ Next we have AfterDeath~
Reaper: Hey~
Geno: *has tape over his jaw so he doesn't accidentally scream or swat him away having to start the four chapters over*
Blue: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Reaper: He doesn't want to slip up and have to restart the four chapters, now does he~? Also, he's a masochist and I'm a sadist. This works for both of us.
Eva: Relaxe, Blue, it's better than mister Ink having a nosebleed over there.
Blue: LETS JUST MOVE ON TO... NIGHTMARE!
Nightmare: Really? I thought you don't ship me with anyone. At least, not majorly.
Eva: yeah, this dude has a freebee. WAIT NEVERMIND!
Nightmare: WHAT!?
Blue: WAIT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT WHO I THINK YOU ARE?!
Blue: LETS MOVE ON... POTH AND PAPERFRESH ARE TWO MAJOR SHIPS.
Eva: We already display those two Enough. Palette and Goth red dating but just don't like to do PDA (public display of affection). PJ and Fresh just are too engulfed in their own things to appear a lot.
Blue: PROBABLY BUSY RIGHT NOW...
Eva: Blue, I know you don't want me to do this but...
Dream: Hiya Eva! Hiya Blueberry!
Blue: *you can hear his soul crack with pain*
Eva: Dream... I can't choose. Cream and Dreamberry are both amazing ships and I can't choose an OTP. I refuse to bring Cross in here right now because we still are on bad blood. But... I'm sorry Blue...
Blue: ...
Dream: Blueberry? Are you okay?
Blue: *fakes a wide smile* YEP! PERFECTLY FINE!
Dream: Okay then! Now imma find cross. Bye!
Blue: ... *starts crying*
Eva: I can see a fanfiction about these three where Dream learns he is in love with Cross but doesn't know of Blueberry's love for him so he quietly suffers on the side while they are in love. My poor baby.... *picks him up and places him in her lap*
