Eva: I ship it... Nah.
*looks through sanscest fanart when she gets a notification.*
Eva: Who is this question for? Eh, I'll answer it. I'd rather have a little ghost. Who knows, it can be Napstablook or Napstaton. Or maybe a little pac man ghost. Or the nice little amalgamate that tucks you into bed.
Lust: Oh? A question? Mind if I jump in?
Eva: Sure, we have another Ask for you in a minute anyways.
Lust: Sweet. *sees question* Well, I'd choose the ghost. I don't want to die. Besides, they wouldn't want to follow me with what I do for a living~
Eva: Good Answer. Ecscpecially if the ghost is innocent. Don't want you pole dancing in front of innocents. Is this question for everyone? Because it says realer dies too if he chooses the demon.
Lust: I'm pretty sure everyone will pick the ghost. We all cling to our mortality.
Eva: True. Now Lust. Fuck Mario or Fuck Luigi.
Lust: Luigi, duh.
Eva: Why?
Lust: Mario had enough girl problems with all these princesses. Luigi is practically single fin nor for Daisy. Plus I like people who are tall. Red is not my color. Cool colors are my thing.
Eva: ... I didn't expect a legit answer OKAY!!!
Lust: I surprass expectations sweetie, you know me.
Eva: True dat.
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