The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Halloween

October Ages 5-6

"Philly! Guess what!" Dan cheered. They were currently sitting in the corner, drawings. Phil wasn't the best at drawing. He drew shapes on stick figures for clothes with spagetii looking hair. He was drawing Dan. Dan on the other hand was the exact oppisite. He loved to draw. He was the best in the whole class. To be fair it was kindergarten but hey, better than my kindergarten drawings. He knew about shading and instead of stick figures, drew actual body types. He was drawing his tr- bestfriend, Phil.

"What is it Danny?" Phil asked as he tried to focus on Dan and his drawing. Neither knew they were drawing eachother.

"Halloween is tomorrow! I'm going to be an angel." Dan said excited. Dan took about two hours convining his mother. He orignally wanted to be a princess but his mother beat the shit out of him for asking that. Dan didn't like thinking about that.

"That's so cool! Wait..Oh I get it! Because you're an angel right? Well in that case i'll be a devil. But it'd make more sense if you were a princess and I was your prince charming." Phil flirted and Dan blushed.

"Shut up oo spoon!" Dan said and lightly punched Phil's arm. They both busted into a fit of giggles.

"Hey Dan you know what I realized?" Phil asked.

"What?" Dan said.

"You have a bit of a lisp." Phil teased and poked Dan's cheek.

"No I don't! OO do!" Dan said with tears forming in his eyes. He was aware of it, and he hated it. His mother would always say stuff like "just fucking speak correctly!" "god I wish I had a normal kid." It hurt Dan and the fact that Phil noticed made Dan sad. But little did Dan know he thought it was adorable. "You're so mean Phil! I hate oo!" Dan yelled and ran into a different corner, crying.

Phil was hurt. He didn't want his bestfriend to hate him. What did he do wrong? Phil walked up to Dan and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Danny..?" Phil asked slowly.

"Go away.." Dan said crying. Phil shook his head and sat down next to him.

"What did I say?" Phil asked, actually confused.

"Oo made fun of my lisp!" Dan whimpered. Phil's heart broke.

"No I didn't! I-I was just saying how I just realized you have it. I don't hate it." Phil said.

"Yes oo do..don't lie to me." Dan cried. Phil wrapped his arms around Dan and cuddled him, in the middle of school.

"'M not. In fact I think it's actually really cute." Phil said. Dan looked up at with, his cheeks wet with tears.

"Oo do?" Dan asked. Phil nodded.

"In fact I think it's cute! Cute,cute,cute!" Phil said and pinched Dans cheek. Dan giggled and wiped away his tears. Dan laid backed into Phil's arms and rested his eyes.

"I wish we could go trick or treating together." Dan said.

"Maybe we could." Phil suggested.

"How? My momma is coming to watch me." Dan asked confused.

"If I hide myself with my demon costume, she won't know it's me." Phil said. Dan gasped and sat in Phil's lap.

"That amazing! You're so smart!" Dan said and ruffled Phil's hair. Phil smiled and blushed a bit.

"Then it's settled. I'll even give you all my candy as an apology." Phil said and Dan gasped in shock.

"What!? No that's like giving away your soul! Don't do that!" Dan said.

"Try and Stop Me."

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"Hey so mom?" Dan said.

"Yes dear?" She asked while making meatloaf.

"Is it okay if a fwiend comes trick or treating with me?" Dan asked.

"Is it that Phil boy?" She asked sternly.

"N-No! His name is Alan Perish." I said thinking of a fake name.

"Alan Perish? That's a..odd name..Why would someone name their kid of a movie?" She said. I shrugged my shoulders and ate my meatloaf.

"So-"

"Mouth closed dear." She said and I chewed my food and then asked again.

"So can he?" I asked. My mother sighed and nodded her head. Perfect.

I know these chapters are really short and I'm sorry