GAYS I WATCHED THE VALENTINE VIDEO FOR THE FIRST AND IM SCREAMING
NO WAY THAT WAS A JOKE
WHAT TYPE OF JOKE IS CONFESSING YOUR LOVE AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR FIRST KISS JDJREN
February Ages 16-17
"Wait what? Why?" Tiffany asked confused while making food for the twins.
"Me and the gay- group are going on a little road trip." Dan said.
"You can't just miss school Dan." Tiffany said sternly.
"For the weekend mama." Dan said and Tiffany sighed.
"Well..Where to..?" She asked hesitantly.
"Just a little drive around the state." Dan said simply and Tiffany sighed.
"Dan I don't think-"
"Of course you can go!" Nugget approved.
"Really!?" Dan beamed.
"Nugget! He can't just-"
"Of course he can! He's a teen. He's gotta explore." Nugget explained.
"Thanks dad!" Dan said and ran out the front door.
"Why would you do that!" Tiffany scolded.
"Tiff be logical. They need an RV, money, and many other stuff. No way they are going to get that before Friday. It's Wednesday." Nugget explained.
"And if they do?" Tiffany asked.
"Then Dan and Phil will date! I dunno Tiff I'm not a mind reader." Nugget sighed. Tiffany rolled her eyes and fed the twins.
***
"Okay we need clothes and food." Dan said and Phil nodded. The two were currently on bikes and biking to goodwill.
"Dan I don't think they have food at goodwill." Phil said.
"They have unhealthy crap. We can go to a grocery store later. Plus I need more skirts." Dan said and Phil nodded.
***
"Ooo! Look at this one!" Dan beamed and showed Phil a pink skirt with black triangles at the bottom.
"Yeah it's nice." Phil mumbled and Dan groaned.
"Phil c'mon! You have to help me decided! Should I get the pink one or yellow one?" Dan asked.
"I dunno. Get both. It's cheap as hell." Phil suggested.
"We need money! I should've brought Jack or Chris." Dan groaned and went back to looking. The only reason Phil was giving boring answers was because he was a little turned on I mean what I'm a child of god.
***
"Wait you want to find your sperm donater?" Chosen asked.
"Don't make it so gross! Just say birth dad." Dan whined.
"Why do you need us?" Jack asked.
"Because it'll get boring without y'all." Phil shrugged.
"Well I don't know if I can go if Jack and Finn are moaning to loudly." Chosen laughed.
"Chosen nobody asked for your disgusting jokes." Sophia huffed.
"Dan and Phil invited me here. That's asking for it." Chosen shrugged.
"How are we going to travel around or sleep?" Pj asked.
"We get an RV. Duh." Dan said.
"Oh great. Okay where is it?" Chris asked.
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RomanceI wrote this when I was 13 and I'm so embarrassed of it, I wanna delete this story so bad because it's actual trash but so many people like it so I'm keeping it up. I'm so sorry I wouldn't bother reading this my writing has improved so much. Philip...
