December Ages 16-17"Why don't you want to join the anti-smoking club! You were going to be Vice President." Chris complained.
"I'm sorry but I can't join two after school activities." Dan sighed.
"Well what's the other one?" Chris asked.
"I..I can't say.." Dan said embarrassingly.
"What? Why? Oh my god is it some pro smoking club!? If it is we can't be friends." Chris said seriously.
"No no! Nothing like that. I just..Its kinda embarrassing." Dan said while blushing.
"Dan it's me. We're best friends. You can tell me anything." Chris comforted. Dan sighed.
"I want to try out for cheer.." Dan said and Chris's face lit up.
"That's awesome! I totally support you! And now I understand why you don't want to join my badass club." Chris said and Dan smiled.
"Thanks for like, not hating me." Dan smiled.
"Of course." Chris beamed.
"So..Since you accepted the cheer thing, I want to tell you something else.." Dan said.
"What?" Chris asked.
"Well..I'm dyeing the ends of my hair pink and purple." Dan said and Chris squealed.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Chris said excitedly. "Where?"
"At Ziba's. Do you want to come? I have more surprises." Dan said.
"Why the hell not!"
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"Are you sure about this?" Phil asked.
"Yes I'm sure. C'mon dude people do it all the time. It's not even a big deal." Pj said.
"Okay but more than once at the same time? That seems painful." Phil said nervously.
"C'mon. Let's just go inside." Pj said. Phil sighed and nodded, walking into the piercing place.
"Welcome to Percy's Piercings. How can I help you?" A person asked with a fake happy voice.
"I have an appointment to get my tongue and nose pierced." Phil said and the person nodded, looking through the appointment book.
"Philip Lester?" The lady asked and Phil nodded. "You're in the back with funshine."
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"Fuck Fuck. Okay this was a bad idea. I change my mind." Phil said shakily.
"Just stay still kid." The big man said and pushed Phil down. "It's a quick pain."
"Nope. I'm good I think I'll-" Phil was interrupted when the person grabbed his tongue and sticked the needle through. Pj heard a blood curdling scream.
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"It looks so good on you!" Chris said in awe and Dan smiled.
"Thanks. I like it to!" Dan said while looking at the pink and purple hair.
"So you said there were other surprises?" Chris asked curiously.
"Yep! We're getting manicures!" Dan said and Chris gasped.
"No f-ing way! Really?!" Chris asked and Dan nodded. "I'm going to lose my shit."
"Sucks for Jaeden and Jack with their dumb boyfriends." Dan huffed and Chris nodded.
"Yeah. Boyfriends are just dumb." Chris said awkwardly, even though he wanted pj to be his boyfriend wait what.
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The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty
RomanceI wrote this when I was 13 and I'm so embarrassed of it, I wanna delete this story so bad because it's actual trash but so many people like it so I'm keeping it up. I'm so sorry I wouldn't bother reading this my writing has improved so much. Philip...