The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

I hate everything about you

Guess who's freaking out because They think They have a crush on their internet friend

THIS BITCH

Also I'm going to start giving titles.

April Ages 9-10

Phil Lester hated himself.

Ever since he kissed Millie and realized he was gay, he started to notice every single flaw. Phil hated that he was gay. He was still scarred from when we went to that anti-gay camp. When ever he even thought about accepting himself, he'd get flashbacks.

"All gay people WILL go to hell!" The instructor screamed.

"Oh no a place full of gay people? What ever will I do?" Phil said sarcastically. The instructor growled and slapped Phil. Phil cried in pain, that was the first time he was hit by an adult.

"Don't talk back to me fag!"

It was every single homophobic slur that made him become anxious. Phil started to date Millie to help him become straight, but it wasn't working. Millie could kiss him a lot and Phil felt like dying every time she did. Phil couldn't help but think about kissing Dan, but when that happened he'd kiss Millie.

"And then I was like 'No bitch don't tell me what to do, or else.' And that's how I got dentation." Chosen said and took a sip of his chocolate milk. Ever since Phil and Millie started dating, the girls would sit with the guys. It was a packed table.

"Nobody cares Chosen." Sophia said bored.

"Don't me mean Soph." Dan said. Sophia looked down a bit.

"S-Sorry.." She said while blushing.

"Yeah you better be sorry! Anygay so I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my t-"

"CHOSEN!" Millie and Phil said at the same time. Millie started giggling and Phil fake giggled.

"Aw you guys are so cute! It's like my OTP!" Sophia squealed.

"What the fuck is an OTP?" Jeremy asked confused.

"Jermey don't swear in front of Jackie." Finn said and Jeremy rolled his eyes.

"Anyway, a OTP is a the one true pair! Basically the perfect match." Sophia said.

"Like us.." Sadie whispered. Sadie is the one that kissed Sophia that one time in case you forgot.

"What?" Sophia asked, not hearing Sadie.

"N-Nothing!" Sophia said while blushing and Sophia shrugged.

"OTP? So like Dan and Phil?" Jack asked innocently. Everyone immediately snapped their head towards Jack, who was sitting in Finn's lap.

"Jackie don't say that in front of the thot." Finn whispered in his ear and Jack nodded.

"I-I mean like a friendship way.." Jack said, lying his ass off.

"Yeah..Dan doesn't belong with Phil. Besides he's dating Millie." Sophia said bitterly.

"Could be a threesome." Chosen said and Sophia punched him.

"Ow!" Chosen said.

"What's a threesome?" Jack asked innocently.

"Nothing babe. Chosen don't say stuff like that in front of Jackie." Finn said.

"Alright 'babe'." Chosen said mockingly. A look of jealous went on Jack's face but it was as gone as soon as it came.