The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Be Who You Are(n't)

GUYS PJ AND CHRIS WERE NOT MAKING OUT JESUS😂

February Age 6-7

Dan's Friends and Phil's Friends has all joined together and became this huge group.  It was still an odd number, leaving Chosen with out a bestfriend. Until he met Lilly and her twin brother Billy. But they weren't really in the group.

"No you shut up!" Phil yelled at Mrs.K.

"Philip do you want to be sent to the principals office?" Mrs. K threatened.

"Oh no! Please don't send me to the office to get a lecture! That's my worst fear. Wait..Do you smell that? It smells like..like..like bullshit!" Phil said.

"Shut up Philly,  you're gonna get in trouble.." Dan whispered.

"And how many fucks do I give? Hmm let's see..five minus five is..zero! I give zero fucks!" Phil screamed.

"Phil all she said was-"

"She said that 'maybe if i wasn't talking to my boyfriend than I could understand how to count.' Well news flash lady! It ain't that fuckin hard! And Dan isn't my boyfriend. But hey you want to see Dan be my boyfriend? Then fine!" Phil screamed, interrupting Chosen.

"What do you me-" Dan started to say but was interrupted when Phil pulled Dan by the shirt and started to pull him in. They were inches away from kissing until

"THATS IT! Phil you have been trouble from day one and Dan you're pissing me off! Both of you go to the office!" The teacher yelled and Phil slammed the door shut. Dan just awkwardly stood up and walked out, face bright red.

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"So let me get this straight I'm not.. you cussed out Mrs.Kat, tried to do homosexual actions, PDA, and slammed the door Philip?" The principal asked.

"Yep." Phil said, popping the P. The principal said and shook his head.

"Yeah your suspended. So is Dan." The principal said and started to pick up the phone.

"No! Wait! Don't tell my mom's boyfriend that I tried do gay actions! He'll bea- yell at me badly! Please only tell my mom!" Phil begged.

"Sorry boy. Whoever answers the phone, I'm saying what happened, go wait in the office, both of you." He said and the two boys walked out. Suddenly Phil started sobbing.

"Philly what's wrong?" Dan asked and wrapped his arms around Phil. Phil cried into Dan's neck.

"I can't have pete know! He-He..He just can't know.." Phil cried.

"It'll be okay Phil.." Dan said, trying to comfort Phil.

"How do you know?" Phil said looking up, his face wet with tears.

"I just do, remember I'm your princess. And you must trust your princess." Dan said and Phil giggled.

"Yeah..you're my pretty princess." Phil said, ruffling Dan's hair. Suddenly the principal came in.

"Both of your moms are coming to get you." The principal said and Phil's face filled with relief as the Principal walked off.

Dan's mom came first, getting a bad scolding. Phil knew it'd be worse when they were alone. Linda walked in with a black eye and red eyes.

"Mom..? What happened..?" Phil asked. Linda just shook her head.

"C'mon baby. Let's go to the car, yeah?" Linda said and Phil nodded. They walked to the car, Phil happy that Pete wasn't there.

"Are you mad mom?" Phil asked nervously.

"Mad? Of course not. If was there when she said I would've smacked the shit out of her. I'm proud of you.." Linda said, rubbing her son's back. "Do you want to know a secret?" Linda asked.

"Sure.."Phil said nervously.

"Well Tiffany, Dan's mum, and I use to be friends. Best friends in fact. When I was sixteen I had to live with her. A couple months in I had started getting feelings for her..I thought she felt the same. At the time I had a boyfriend, I don't even remember his name..Klete..?Klark..? I don't know something with a K. Anyway I walked in on them kissing and in the heat of the moment, I confessed to her. She kicked me out and I was homeless for a while, but I got over." Linda said.

"Oh...Are you going to tell Pete about me acting gay..?" Phil asked nervously and Linda sighed.

"Baby I wasn't the one who answered the phone..he already knows.." She said and Phil's heart stopped. Oh fuck.

There's going to be a chapter and um..yikes..I'll let you know when it's going to be that yikes chapter. What do you think is going to happen? Why do you think Phil doesn't want Pete knowing? What happened to Linda's eye?