The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Honey Im Home

May Age 11

"So we're inviting everyone then?" Dan asked.

"Yeah, the whole group I guess." Phil said. The two were currently in Dan's room, trying to figure out who to invite. They haven't talked about the kiss at all, it's almost like it never happened.

"If we're inviting Wyatt that means we have to invite Lily." Dan said.

"Yeah I guess. I'll ask him." Phil said which made Dan confused.

"You haven't talked to him in two years?" Dan asked confused.

"We still talk time to time.." Phil said nervously and Dan nodded. Phil didn't tell Dan about the whole 'punk' group. Everyone hated Finn and Wyatt except Phil, so he just didn't tell Dan.

•

"You're inviting us to Tiffany's wedding?" Wyatt asked as he was attempting to smash a rock.

"Yeah, why not?" Phil asked.

"Because everyone hates us-Wyatt you have to stomp on it." Finn said.

"They don't hate you. They just..are mad at you. Finn maybe you could make up with Jack." Phil suggested.

"Or makeout." Wyatt joked and was punched by Finn.

"Shut up. I-I don't even like him anymore..he's..he's annoying." Finn said trying to convince them but it sounded like he was trying to convince himself.

"Okay well Wyatt you could make up with Jaeden." Phil tried suggested. Wyatt scoffed.

"Yeah that's real fucking hilarious- I DID IT! HA FUCK YOU FUCKER!" Wyatt yelled as he broke the rock in half. Phil rolled his eyes.

"Just think about it, okay? I'm going to go tell Chris and Pj."

•

"Oooh a wedding, wanna be my date Chris?" Pj joked as he wrapped his arms around Chris. Chris blushed madly.

"S-Shut up you idiot baka! Who else is coming?" Chris asked.

"We're inviting the whole gang." Phil said.

"Even Wyatt and Finn?" Chris asked suspiciously. Pj didn't hate them either, but they didn't know that.

"Including them. We're inviting the whole group." Phil said.

"We?" Pj asked.

"Me and Dan we." Phil said and the two nodded.

"We'll go." Pj said and Chris nodded.

•

"Hey guys." Phil said as he sat down with the group.

"I think you mean gays." Chosen said and Phil rolled his eyes.

"Anyway Tiffany's wedding is in December and me and Dan were wondering if you guys wanted to come?" Phil asked.

"Free cake? Fuck yeah!" Chosen cheered. Everyone else nodded.

"Should I invite Sophia?" Phil asked awkwardly.

"Sure." Dan said, not really caring. Phil stood up and awkwardly walked over to Sophia's table.

"You look really pretty today.." Sadie said.

"Thanks. Oh hey Phil." Sophia said as she bit into a sandwich.

"Hey. Dan wanted me to invite you to Tiffany's wedding. Y'all can come to if you want." Phil said. Everyone nodded.

"Oh yeah me and Finn are going." Wyatt said as Lily kissed his cheek.

"Okay cool, bye."

•

"Okay Okay, So your original friend group including three other girls are coming?" Tiffany asked as she was writing it down.

"Yep!" Dan and Phil said in sync.

"Alright thanks boys. Nugget go make dinner." Tiffany said.

"What am I making?" Nugget asked.

"I don't figure it out." Tiffany said and went back to deciding what color white she wants.

•

"Should we-"

"I think-"

The two boys said at the same time, interrupting eachother. The giggled a bit.

"You first." Dan said and Phil nodded.

"Should we talk about the kiss?" Phil said anxiously.

"That's actually what I was going to ask you. I mean it's not really a big deal. It only happened once." Dan said and Phil nodded.

"Yeah and it was to help determine your sexuality." Phil said.

"Exactly! I'm glad we're on the same page." Dan said and smiled. It was silent for a minute.

"So..what is your sexuality?" Phil asked nervously.

"Oh I don't know..I mean.. I didn't mind kissing either I just enjoyed kissing you more..I don't know..I don't really mind what gender I end up with." Dan said. "What about you?"

"M-Me? Oh..um..I don't really know.." Phil said nervously and Dan nodded. But that was a lie. Phil knew he was gay, he just wasn't ready to admit it.

•

"So do you?" Pj asked. Pj and Chris were currently in Pj's room building LEGO's.

"Do I What?" Chris asked confused.

"Do you want to be my date?" Pj said obviously. Chris's heartbeat started going faster.

"I-I-maybe.." Chris said nervously and Pj smiled.

"Good." Pj said and kissed him on the lips. Chris blushed madly and froze while Pj smirked. What the fuck are we? Chris thought and continued building a house.

•

Currently the four were eating soup as Dan and Phil talked about homework.

"Nugget I think we should tell them." Tiffany whispered and Nugget nodded.

"Tell us what?" Dan asked, hearing Tiffany whisper. Tiffany nervously cleared her throat.

"Boys..I'm p-"

Ding Dong

"I'll get it." Tiffany said and stood up.

"What was she going to say?" Phil asked confused.

"You'll see." Nugget said nervously.

"KYLE?!" Tiffany screamed in shock."
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"I don't care Kyle! He needs you!" She yelled through the phone.

"I'm not going back. He is a disgusting freak." The mysterious man said. Tiffany scoffed.

"We don't know if he has the disease of the gay." She said.

"With the way you're training him, he will." The man said and hung up.
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Suddenly a man with groceries walked in and placed them on the table. Dan had a look of shock all over his face.

"Dan who's that?" Phil asked confused. Dan started to get tears in his eyes.

"Dad..?"