The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Am I still pretty?

November Ages 11-12

"Phil Lester is one thicc bih! Lemme, see that phussy." Chosen said. Phan and Chosen were currently in Phan's room, talking about random crap. "On second thought I don't want to see it."

"Chosen I don't have a vagina." Phil said annoyed.

"I didn't say you did! I said you have a phussy." Chosen said bluntly.

"You guys are gross." Dan sighed, wishing he could put on his normal clothes.

"Aw it's okay! One day you'll see his phussy one day." Chosen said simply. "Well my folks are here. I'll see you gays tomorrow." Chosen said and walked out the house.

"So what do you want to do?" Phil asked and sat on his bed.

"I don't know..I'm going to get some water." Dan said and walked to the kitchen.

Phil was looking through his comics, but remembered he once he once hid on in Dan's closet. He opened the door and found some boxes. Phil picked them up and grabbed some scissors to open it.

"Hey I'm back-" Dan froze as he saw Phil about to open the box of his pastel clothes.

"Hey I think I left one of my comics in he-" Phil was interrupted when Dan jumped on him, and threw the box back in the closet.

"NEVER OPEN THAT BOX!" Dan screamed, red faced.

"Why?" Phil asked confused.

"Just don't! I'm allowed to have privacy!" Dan huffed. The two didn't realize Dan was sitting on Phil's lap as Phil laid on the floor.

"Alright Alright jeez. Y'know you're cute when you're mad." Phil winked and Dan rolled his eyes.

"Wyatt called, he wants you to come over." Dan said and got off Phil's lap.

"Alright! I'll see you later." Phil said and walked out the house. Dan sighed and got up locking the door (?).

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Dan had a pink long sleeved dress on and a Lillie flower crown resting on top of his hobbit hair. He had finished putting on some eyeshadow, he was still learning how to do that.

Finally he put some red liquid lipstick on and smiled as he saw himself in the mirror. He took his phone out and took a picture smiling at himself. He put his phone down and-

"Holy shit."

Dan froze as he heard a voice. He didn't dare turn around, he was already embarrassed. He knew it was two people. He knew exactly who it was. It was the only two he invited over.

Jaeden and Jack

Dan awkwardly turned around to see pure shock on their faces. Dan had a light blush across his face and almost started crying out of pure embarrassment.

"I can I explain I-"

"So you are gay?" Jaeden asked interrupting Dan.

"No I-"

"Are you transgender?" Jack asked.

"No! I don't know my sexuality but I know for a FACT I'm a guy and I plan on staying that." Dan said with tears down his face, ruining his mascara. Jaeden closed the door so no one else would walk in and actually locked it.

"So then why are you wearing a dress?" Jaeden asked confused.

"Because it makes me feel pretty.." Dan mumbled. Feeling pathetic.

"Guys can be pretty?" Jack asked, his voice filled with excitement.

"Y-Yeah.." Dan nodded awkwardly.