The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Husband and Wife

I'm getting an implant that stops puberty for three years on Monday. You have no idea how excited I am.

Also this chapter is 2130 words oops

December Ages 11-12

"I'L SHOVE MY FOOT RIGHT UP YOUR VIRGIN ASS IF YOU DON'T!" Tiffany screamed at the priest. As you could tell she was very stressed.

"But M'am I can't- Okay Okay! I'm sorry please put your shoe back on." The priest said nervously and Tiffany walked back to her dressing room.

It was the day of the wedding and people were stressed. Including the kids.

"So I pull out page eighty nine from the text book and I'm like 'here's my homework you dumb bitch' and then she sent me to the office." Chosen said and sipped his tea.

"Why would you call her that?" Dan asked, adjusting his flower crown. All the guys had to wear suits but the pastels wore their flower crowns because Tiffany said the could. Even Chris was wearing one.

"I don't know she pissed me off. Now do I look good in this suit or do I look good in the suit? I should become Barney from how I met your mother." Chosen said and adjusted his bow tie.

"Didn't Jaeden go as the actor for Halloween one time?" Dan asked and Chosen nodded.

"Yep! And Wyatt went as his husband." Chosen said. Ya see here's where everyone was.

Phan and Chosen were in one room. Chris, Jack, and Jaeden in one room. Finn, Wyatt and Pj in the one room. The girls, Sophia, Lily, Sadie, and Millie, has room to themselves. It was an interesting arrangement. Oh and Jeremy was already dressed and walking around.

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"So do you think you'll kiss Wyatt tonight while dancing? Like a full on makeout?" Millie giggled and Lily blushed.

"I don't know..Maybe?" Lily said awkwardly and the girls squealed. Except Sadie, she didn't like Wyatt dating Lily.

"So Sophia, now that you're over Dan do you..Do you like anybody else?" Sadie asked hopefully.

"No. I think I'm done with guys." Sophia said and Sadie smiled as she braided Sophia's hair.

"Awesome! So I was wondering if-"

"What about Jeremy?" Lily asked as she put a flower in her hair, interrupting Sadie.

"All right fuck you two then." Sadie mumbled.

"Jeremy? What about him?" Sophia asked.

"Well do you like him?" Millie asked and Sophia laughed.

"God No! We're friends and that's all we'll ever be." Sophia said and all the girls nodded.

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"So do you think you'll make out with Lily tonight?" Finn asked while fixing his hair.

"I don't know. I hope so. They most we've done is a seven second kiss." Wyatt said while combing his noddle hair.

"That's the most I did with Jack." Finn said out of nowhere which caused the two punks to snap their head towards him. "I mean not that it's important anything because it's not."

"So..Do you still like Jack?" Pj asked and sat next to him.

"N-No! Of course not that'd be silly! It's been over a year since I've talked to him. Don't be dense." Finn said nervously.

"Sure. Whatever you say." Pj said while smirking.

"What's going on with you and Chris?" Finn asked.