The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Punks Vs Pastels

I just realized that Finn and Phil have similar features. They're both pale with black hair. Dan and Jack also have similar features. They're both tan, brown curly hair, and brown eyes. I just find it funny lol

Also orientation was horrible. I was looking around for 20 minuets to find my locker and it's a bottom! My friends literally ignored me. This isn't me overthinking shit. One of my friends dead ass looked me straight in the eye and speed walked away. Oh and my math teacher last year also teaches this grade and I so happen to have her. She scares me and sounds like Fred.

Anygay

September Ages 15-16

"I can't believe you're still at this war!" Chosen complained.

"When they surrender then it'll be over." Chris said while planning the next prank.

"They won't give up!" Chosen said annoyed.

"Then neither will we! And Chosen you need to pick a side." Chris said.

"Yeah no. I don't think so." Chosen said.

"Wait who's house are we TPing again?" Dan asked. They had bought a fuck ton of pink toilet paper.

"Finn's house. Because he's the one that graffitied Jeremy's bathroom." Jack said simply and Dan nodded.

"You know where he still lives right?" Dan asked and Jack nodded.

"Okay Wait gays this seems like a really bad idea." Chosen said nervously and Dan rolled his eyes.

"C'mon! Don't be a little bitch." Dan said.

"Fine!" Chosen said and they climbed out the window.

***

Phil roughly pushed Finn up against the wall and started to unbutton Finn's shirt. He trailed his lips down Finn's neck and sucked hard, making Finn arch his back a little in pleasure.

"We still gotta decided who's gonna be the submissive." Finn groaned out.

"Considering I have you pinned up against the wall, I think I'll be the dominant." Phil said and Finn shook his head.

"The hell you are." Finn said and reversed the roles, pinning Phil. He bit Phil's lip hard and threw off his shirt.

***

"Okay Chosen you get Finn's bedroom window, me and Chris will get the bathroom window." Dan said.

"Why is there a window in a bathroom?" Chosen asked confused.

"I don't know." Jack shrugged and everyone got to work.

Dan and Chris climbed up to the bathroom window and began their masterpiece. Chosen was trying to figure out how the fuck to climb.

"Do you..like..ever miss Pj?" Dan asked awkwardly. Chris froze for a second before looking away sadly.

"N-No..He choose cigarettes over me. Of course I don't." Chris said sadly.

"Is that why you're so bitter towards him?" Dan asked gently.

"It doesn't matter. He can go get lung cancer for all I care." Chris said and taped the pink toilet paper. When they were finished they got down but at that point Chosen had finally reached the top.

"Is it just Chosen left?" Dan asked everyone and they all nodded. Not even a second later Chosen came rushing down.

"We have to go now." Chosen said seriously.

"What why? Did they see you?" Chris asked confused.

"No we just have to go." Chosen said and tried pulling everyone away. Jack looked at the window.

"But the window isn't even covered yet? C'mon Dan let's got cover it." Jack said and Dan nodded but Chosen quickly grabbed there hands.

"Guys I'm serious. You two definitely don't want to go up there." Chosen said.

"Stop fucking around Chosen." Jack groaned and the two climbed up to Finn's window.

There was a big piece of toilet paper covering the window and just as they where about to remove it a rock got thrown at them.

"Guys get down now!" Chris yelled. Chosen told them what he saw but Jack and Dan weren't listening. They removed the big piece of toilet paper.

They wished they didn't.

Phil was pinned up against the wall by Finn, eyes closed tightly. They were both shirtless and had hickeys all over their chests. Some old, Some new. Jack started to cry a bit and Dan started breathing heavily. Chosen popped up and brought the two sobbing boys down.

***

"To be fair I did warn you." Chosen said and was slapped by Jaeden.

"Shut up! You're so bad at comforting people." Jeremy said and Chosen shrugged.

"Guys it'll be okay." Jaeden said. Both boys were crying into each other's neck.

"They're just stupid punks anyway. They don't care who they hurt or who they lose." Chris said and Dan whimpered. He was very upset.

"W-We should make them jealous." Jack suggested with tears in his eyes.

"How?" Dan asked sadly.

"We fake date." Jack suggested and Chosen snorted.

"Two bottoms don't make a top." Chosen laughed.

"Hey! I could be a top!" Dan said and everyone laughed.

"Okay Pastel Prince." Chosen said. Suddenly Lindsay walked in.

"Hey gays-"

"Did you just say gays instead of guys?" Jaeden asked.

"That's What Chosen says?" Lindsay asked confused.

"Chosen you dumbass." Chris said and Chosen shrugged.

"Anyway, Phil said he's at Finn's house and he's spending the night." Lindsay said. Jack and Dan's heart broke. Phil was sleeping over.

"Okay bye Lindsay." Jeremy said.

"I don't like that name." Lindsay sighed and left the room.

"Okay just because Phil is spending because night doesn't mean anything. Maybe he invited some friends over." Chosen suggested.

"Okay we can't date each other-"

"Alright we're back to the whole jealously shit." Chosen said, interrupting Jack.

"Anyway. We can't date each other, but we can date other people." Jack suggested and suddenly Dan was interested.

"Like who?" Dan asked.

"Well there's this girl at our school who likes you. Her name is Kat. You can ask her out. I can date Johnathan." Jack said simply.

"Who's Johnathan?" Chosen asked confused.

"I met him at the fair. Turns out he goes to our school and he's a senior. Finn threw a rock at him so I know he'll be crazy jealous." Jack said.

"Yeah..that was Finn.." Chosen coughed awkwardly.

"You really want to date that pig?" Chris asked disgusted he Jack shrugged.

"He's cute." Jack said.

"I guess you have a thing for jerks." Jaeden said. Jack playfully punched him.

"And you have a thing for boys with peanut hue hair, golden eyes, and people named Wyatt." Jack teased and Jaeden rolled his eyes.

"I don't like Wyatt." Jaeden said unconvincingly.

"Whatever helps you sleep at night."

Next chapter will be that start of a side pair getting back. Guess who

Also I was going to post the character answers first but someone literally mentioned to Jack how Finn is friends with benefits with Phil and Jack didn't know that yet. I already wrote this chapter before the character answer so I'll post that now.