The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

What a mess i've made

Summary of last chapter: Chris and Pj started dating, Phil lost his virginity, and Dan almost got raped but Phil saved him.

I'm suppose to be doing hw (EVEN THO ITS ONLY BEEN TWO DAYS) but this is more fun

Also Ya boi has a crush

On a straight guy

January Ages 16-17

"This seems like a bad idea." Chosen said. Lindsay scoffed.

"Chosen oo have to! We got Jaeden and Wyatt back together, Jack and Finn, Chris and Pj, and now it's time for Dan and Phil!" Adrien whispered yell.

"But how does destroying Phil's room help?" Chosen asked.

"First of all, it's fun. Second of all, it means that Philly will have to share a room with Danny again!" Lindsay said.

"You're smart for a 4 year old?" Chosen said confused and Lindsay shrugged.

"Pwease! I know I am." Lindsay said and flipped her hair. Adrien giggled and the two walked into Phil's room.

The three had planned to completely destroy Phil's room, to the point were it wasn't even useable. That way Phil would have to share a room with Dan again.

Chosen bought Paint, Sledge hammers, and a driller. Lindsay and Adrien would say "We were just having fun Momma!" Tiffany didn't realize how smart her kids truly were.

"Let's fuck some shit up!" Adrien yelled.

"Uh excuse me, swearing is for adults." Chosen said.

"Sorry." Adrien shrugged. Chosen laughed and slammed the sledge hammer in a mirror.

***

"Yes I'll see you tomorrow." Phil said and kissed Cindy, holding back the vomit.

"Yeah you will." Cindy said and locked lips. Phil tried holding back the gaging but couldn't help but burp a bit in her mouth. Cindy pulled away disgusted. "Ew what the fuck!"

"Sorry. Y'know how those burritos are." Phil shrugged.

He walked inside and threw his backpack down. He walked upstairs but accidentally bumped into Adrien.

"Hey little dude what's- why are you covered in paint..?" Phil asked confused.

"Me and Sissy have fun!" Adrien giggled and skipped down stairs. Phil shrugged and went into his room. He screamed when he saw it.

"LINDSAY HOWELL AND ADRIEN HOWELL!!" Phil screamed.

***

"You two know better than that!" Tiffany scolded.

"We were just havin fun momma!" Lindsay giggled. Tiffany sighed.

"Okay okay. Phil you can sleep in Dan's room for the next couple of months while it's been worked on. I'll put an air mattress in until we can get you a bed." Tiffany sighed.

"WHAT?!" Phil and Dan yelled at the same time.

"What's the big deal? You two use to share a room." Tiffany asked confused. Dan rolled his eyes and Phil sighed in annoyance. They couldn't tell her what happened, so they'd deal with it for now.

***

"Be quiet." Phil groaned. Dan rolled his eyes.

"I can't control how the pencil sounds you dumbass." Dan said. Phil scoffed.

"What piece of crap are you even drawing?" Phil asked, even though he was secretly living for Dan's drawings.

"They aren't crap. It's better than yours."

"Barely. So you can draw a straight line better than me? Ohhh big deal." Phil said sarcastically.

"Why are you such an ass!" Dan yelled and Phil scoffed. "Stop scoffing!"

"Why are you such a bad listener?" Phil mocked.

"What's that suppose to mean?" Dan asked confused.

"Oh please. You know what." Phil said.

"No I don't? Please explain." Dan said, half mocking half serious.

"You didn't even let me explain what happened." Phil yelled.

"What? When you beat the living crap out of me?" Dan said bitterly.

"See what I mean! You don't let me explain!" Phil yelled.

"Then explain!" Dan yelled back sadly.

"Okay fine I will!" Phil yelled bitterly and took in a big breath.

"That day Buggs threatened me to beat you or else he'd kill you. That's why I wanted us to leave early but he caught us. That's why he was asking 'are you doing it or not?' But I refused. I didn't think he'd actually do it. But he held the knife up to your throat and I panicked. So that's why I beat you. I don't know how but I guess you didn't hear Buggs telling me where to hit you. But then the pastels came out and they couldn't let me explain. So if you would have just let me explain none of it would've happened." Phil said.

Dan have never hated himself more. If he had just listen this wouldn't have happened. He might actually be with Phil.

"I-I'm sorry.." Dan said, holding back his tears.

"Good! I've been waiting to say that for years! If you just..You could've just.." Phil couldn't speak he was out of breath from talking to fast.

Dan started crying. He wished he listen so badly.

"I'm so sorry! I'm so stupid I didn't know! I promise I didn't or I wouldn't have left you. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm-"

"Hey it's okay." Phil said softly he sat next to Dan.

"No nothing is okay! Nothing nothing nothing nothing no-"

"Dan calm down." Phil said quietly and put Dans face into his chest. Dan sniffled a little bite.

"-thing." Dan said, hating how he sounded like a complete idiot. Phil laughed softly a bit, making Dan giggle quietly.

"Can we be friends again..?" Dan asked.

"Yes of course." Phil replied. Dan looked up at Phil with wet eyes and held out his pinkie.

"Forever?" Dan asked. Phil smiled a bit and interlocked pinkies.

"Forever."

The two weren't dating, Hell, they weren't really even best friends again but they had eachother in their lives.

And that's all that mattered to them.

Dudes it's day two and I found out my crush has feelings for me but also has feelings for the person he's dating. Honestly if he's poly I wouldn't really care but for now we're just staying friends. But we might be hanging out this week.

I'm so sorry this is late. I was going to do hw but I talked to my crush for 3 hours straight and I still haven't done my hw. Also there most likely won't be any updates until after 5