The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Protect Me

Okay I'm so sorry this is late

Warning: Awkward Boners. This chapter is awkward

No this isn't pedophilia. It's not like I'm writing about them having sex (yet) this is just puberty so chill

February Ages 12-13

"Are you sure?" Dan asked nervously. Today Dan planned on wearing his skirts, flower crowns, makeup, and pink nail polish to school for the first time. He was very nervous.

"Yes I'm sure! You look so cute and I'll kick anyone's ass if the say one bad thing about you." Phil said and Dan giggled.

"Okay." Dan said with rosy cheeks.

When his mom and dad found out they were surprising cool with it. In fact they didn't even act surprised. They even bought him more pastel clothes.

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The pastels walked in school nervously. They all decided to wear the clothes they liked for the first time together. Jack didn't really care, Jaeden was a nervous wreck, Chris wasn't paying attention, and Dan was on the verge of having a panic attack.

Some people clapped and cheered, some people didn't care, and others yelled homophobic slurs. The others were Buggs, Patrick, and Nick.

"FAG!" Nick laughed.

"Where are your wings fairy!" Patrick teased.

"You look just like your mother Mrs. Howell." Buggs snickered. Phil noticed this and pushed Buggs against the lockers.

"Phil No!" Dan tried but Phil wasn't listening.

"Listen here you wannabe mother fucking bugg eye cunt, if you or any of your fuck buddies EVER say anything to Dan any of his friends I'll rip your nutsack out and staple it your eye! Understand?" Phil threated and raised his fist to him but suddenly Chosen walked up.

"Pst! He has to hit you first or else you'll get in more trouble." Chosen whispered. Phil sighed and put down his fist.

"Yeah listen to the broken boy." Patrick laughed.

"Bitch." Chosen said and kicked Patrick in the balls.

"Chosen! You just said-"

"I know but he personally attacked me." Chosen said. The group started to walk away but Dan couldn't help but feel..weird?

He liked the idea of Phil being overprotective and fighting for him. It made him feel..good? Dan didn't understand but chosen to ignore it.

"I have to go to class. I'll see you later Dan." Phil said and kissed Dan's cheek. Dan blushed and nodded and started walking to class with Chris.

"Are you and Phil dating yet?" Chris asked.

"What? No? We don't- Wait what do you mean yet?" Dan asked confused.

"You guys flirt all the time!" Chris said.

"No Phil is straight." Dan said and Chris bursted out laughing.

"Dan he's gayer than a bag of dicks." Chris said and Dan laughed a bit.

"Shut up." Dan said and playfully pushed Chris.

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"So class can anyone tell me how to multiply a fraction and decimal?" Mrs. Hughes asked.

The teacher was babbling on about some bullshit but Dan couldn't focus at all. He had this strong urge to kiss Phil, he had no idea why.

He was so so confused. He also felt weird, almost in pain. But it was in one spot. Suddenly Dan had enough. He had to figure out what this feeling was.

"Mrs. Hughes can I go to the bathroom?" Dan asked.

"Why didn't you go before?" She said bitterly.

"That was thirty minutes ago." Dan replied confused.

"You don't waste my time. Next time go on your on time. Hurry up." She said and Dan awkwardly walked out. As he walked to the bathroom he felt nervous and nervous. What if I get in trouble?

Dan walked into the bathroom thankful no one was in there. He locked the door and started searching to were the weird feeling was.

He started on his face but couldn't find anything. He put his hand on his neck and jumped a bit at the weird feeling but didn't stop poking at it, gasping a little.

He went down and poked his stomach. Maybe I have a stomachache? But it wasn't the problem. Dan knew he was close though. He looked down and saw a small bugle in his skirt.

"What the fuck is that?!" Dan screamed in fear. Was it a bug?

Dan carefully poked it and shivered at little. He was really confused. He tried to make it go away but nothing was working.

Maybe Phil would know what to do?

Dan started thinking about asking Phil how to get rid of it. Phil was at lunch so he could come and he'd receive the message. Screw it.

Phil I need help..

Who's ass do I have have to kick?

No one. Just come in the 3rd hall bathroom.
Seen

Dan sighed and tried think about what it could possible be. Was it a virus? Oh god what if it's Ebola? I can't have-

"Dan it's Phil!" Phil yelled. Dan slowly walked to the door, unlocked it and opened it. Phil walked in and locked it. "What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"I-I don't know! I think I have Ebola!" Dan said nervously and Phil had to bite his lip not laugh.

"Dan you don't have Ebola." Phil said and Dan shook his head.

"B-But look!" Dan said and pointed to the bulge. Phil looked down and his face went bright red.

"Oh.." Phil said awkwardly.

"See! Ebola! What do I do!? I don't want to die!" Dan complained.

"Uh..that's not Ebola." Phil said nervously.

"Then what is it?" Dan asked confused.

"You..You have a boner." Phil added with a nervous laugh.

"What's that?" Dan asked confused.

"Well..b-basically you got..um..horny.." Phil said awkwardly and Dan suddenly realized what happened.

"O-Oh..how do I get rid of it?" Dan asked awkwardly.

"You um..rub it.." Phil said anxiously.

"Here?" Dan said confused.

"NO!"  Phil said quickly. "Like when you're alone."

"Should I call mom to pick me up?" Dan asked.

"No! That'd be so embarrassing. Just think of something gross. Like grandpa's balls, murder or suicide." Phil said and Dan nodded.

"Alright.." Dan said awkwardly.

"Okay..So I'm gonna go to lunch now." Phil said and Dan nodded. Phil left and Dan was extremely confused.

Why did I get a boner when I was thinking about Phil?

How do you think Dan and Phil will split?