The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Its A Boy And A Girl

Everyone is like "why the fuck are 12 and 11 year olds getting hickeys."

When I was 12 I got my first hickey.

And I got my dumbass caught but that's a different subject.

Also I'm sorry this is very late

February Ages 11-12

"When there's trouble you know who to call!" Chosen sang.

"TEEN TITANS!" Dan yelled and Chosen clapped. The three were currently playing a game they thought they made up, guess that theme song. So far Dan was wining.

"How are you good at this?" Phil whined. He was losing.

"Because he watches so much TV instead of porn." Chosen said and Dan rolled his eyes.

"Shut up its my turn anyway." Dan said and stood up.

"I'm so gonna win this one." Phil said.

"Gonna isn't a word." Dan corrected. Phil rolled his eyes.

"Whatever." Phil said. Dan started to think of a theme song and got one instantly.

"So no one told you life was-"

"GONNA BE THIS WAY! You're jobs a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA! It's like you're always stuck in second gear! When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year! But I'll be-"

"Okay Chosen jeez!" Dan said, interrupting Chosen. Chosen got up and Phil groaned.

"When is it going to be my turn?" Phil whined.

"When you get one right." Dan said and kissed Phil's cheek.

"Alright gays lemme think..I see you standing there! Do I look good my-"

"KIDS PACK YOUR SHIT WE'RE LEAVING!" Nugget yelled and everyone perked their head up.

"What Why?" Dan asked confused.

"Tiffany is in labo-"

"NUGGET HURRY YOUR CHICKEN ASS UP! I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO POP!" Tiffany screamed and Nugget have a nervous laugh.

"Love you to Tiff! Now c'mon!"

•

"Why would you invite everyone." Dan sighed and Chosen shrugged. Chosen invited the original group. The only one that wasn't here yet is Sophia.

"Wow thanks." Jack said as he adjusted his flower crown.

"You're welcome." Dan said sarcastically and Jack laughed. Suddenly the boys see Sophia running in but her hair was covered so you couldn't see it.

"Chosen we need to talk now!" Sophia demanded.

"Look Soph. I know I'm amazing in bed but I think we should keep it a one time thing." Chosen said sarcastically and Sophia grabbed his arms and pulled his somewhere. "Ow!"

•

"No don't be dense.." Phil heard Finn whisper. He looked over and saw Wyatt and Finn whispering.

"Dude that's the worst that can happen." Wyatt whispered back.

"We die." Finn said. This caught Phil's attention and walked over to the two punks.

"What's going on?" Phil asked confused and Wyatt hid something behind his back.

"Bathroom Now." Wyatt said and the all walked in the bathroom. They walked into Pj and Chris making out.