The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Caught in Flower Crowns

Real quick. I won't be getting into detail with Phil smoking.

Also nothing will be as bad as the yikes chapter just so you know.

June Age 12

Dan put on his denim dress with black wedges. He placed his pink rose flower crown on and took a butter knife. He was getting good a eyeliner but the butter knife always made it perfect. He took out the black liquid liner and-

"What the fuck."

Dan jumped in surprise and dropped eyeliner. He ended up cutting his eyelid and cheek.

"Ow!" Dan screamed in pain. Dan turned around and saw Phil who was at first confused and shocked but now he was worried.

"Dan! Are you okay?" Phil asked. He picked Dan up and carried him to their room. He carefully placed down Dan and got some paper towels.

"Why are you home early!" Dan whined.

"That's always great to hear. I came home because Wyatt got into a fight with his dad. Stay still." Phil said and started to clean up the small cut.

"Ow!" Dan cried.

"It's going to hurt a bit Dan. Why did you even have a butter knife to your face anyway?" Phil asked confused.

"To do makeup.." Dan said, embarrassment flooding his cheeks.

Dan felt like crying. It was one thing for The Pastels to know, it was a whole another thing for Phil to know.

"Oh..Right.." Phil said awkwardly. Suddenly Dan did start crying. "Dan?"

"'M sorry! I know you hate me know..Please don't tell my mom. I'll be kicked out and be homeless! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry." Dan started to repeat 'I'm sorry' over and over again.

"Hey Hey, calm down Dan. I don't hate you I never could. C'mon. What should you be sorry for?" Phil cooed.

"For wearing girl clothes and make up.." Dan cried and Phil kissed his cheek.

"Dan, Jack wears this type of stuff all the time, if it doesn't bother me that he's wearing it why should it bother me that you're wearing it?" Phil asked. "Also clothes don't have a gender Dan." Phil said.

"B-But-"

"Not buts Dan. I cleaned your cuts." Phil said, interrupting Dan. Dan nodded and stood up, re adjusting his flower crown.

"How do you know how to do that?" Dan asked.

"It's not important." Phil said and Dan nodded. Phil finally took in the sigh that was Dan Howell.

For the first time Phil saw Dan wearing an adorable denim dress with makeup and a flower crown. Phil couldn't help but feel his heartbeat go a bit faster.

"Y'know you don't look half bad in these clothes." Phil said and innocently rested his hand on Dan's knee. Dan smiled a bit.

"Really?" Dan asked and looked up at Phil.

"Really." Phil said and Dan blushed a bit.

Phil looked into Dan's broken doe eyes that was full of innocence. BUT NOT IN A FEW YEA-

"Have you figured out your sexuality yet?" Phil asked nervously.

"N-No..I know I like girls but..I still don't know if I like guys.." Dan said.

"What about our kiss?" Phil asked.

"It was a while ago and I don't really remember it." Dan said nervously.

"Want me to refresh your brain?" Phil said, half joking and half serious.

"Sure." Dan said, completely serious.

Phil was a bit shocked at that but none the less connected his lips with Dan's.

Dan still enjoyed the taste of Phil, a lot. He wished he could never stop kissing Phil but that wasn't gay right? He didn't think so.

Phil's Gay ass was living for it. He knew he was gay and very much enjoyed kissing Dan. He wished Dan was his boyfriend but Dan didn't even know his own sexuality so Phil wasn't going to ask.

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"Cutie!" Pj said as he kissed Chris's cheek. Chris giggled and kissed Pj but stopped when he tasted something..bitter?

"What's that taste?" Chris asked confused.

"What?" Pj replied nervously.

"You taste different." Chris said seriously.

"I dunno..must be like hormones or something." Pj said while looking down.

"Bullshit, I don't taste like that." Chris said suspiciously. Chris got on Pj's lap and started sniffing around.

"Chris.." Pj tried waring but Chris didn't listen. When Chris couldn't find a scent he locked lips with Pj.

Pj took it as a good sign and didn't think he was trying to find that same taste. But when Chris did pulled away and smacked Pj on the head.

"What the fuck Pj! Richard" Chris yelled.

"What?" Pj asked confused.

"You're smoking!" Chris yelled and Pj rolled his eyes.

"Alright fine yes." Pj said and Chris got off his lap.

"Why would you do that! You know that's how I lost my grandpa." Chris scolded.

"Calm down you're overreacting." Pj said annoyed.

"O-Overreacting!? HA! That's hilarious! You're going to quite or else I can't be with you." Chris said.

"First of all you don't tell me what to do. Second of all we aren't even dating." Pj said and Chris scoffed.

"Then what the fuck where we?" Chris asked.

"I dunno girly boy, I know that we weren't dating!" Pj yelled but immediately wished he didn't say 'girly boy'.

"Go fuck yourself!" Chris said with tears in his eyes and walked away.

Jaeden and Wyatt were the first to split.

Finn and Jack were the second to split.

Pj and Chris were the latest to split.

Dan and Phil would be the next.

But more on that later.

Fml I'm going back to school shopping 😭